So a guy like Andrew Tate is accused of a lot, but one thing he's accused of is just wanting the good things about being a man, not the challenge thing. Yep, the thought things: protect, self-sacrifice, stoicism, those are things we should do without any promise of reward. But, the joke still is, if we somehow get access to exotic, women's bodies when we do our self-sacrifice it would be a plus.
Personally, more joke, one of my big sacrifices lately was when I was with my sister and her daughters. I had bad shoes, and the weather was bad. I could had gone home and changed to better shoes, but then the kid should loss time for playing in the snow. Instead I got freezing feet. That was my big sacrifice that I think especially women should be impressed and wet.
Btw "access" to women's bodies means with consent, if you don't get consent real men will take you ice-fishing and come back alone. (Sure that wasn't 100 % serious, we have the justice system - and, if anyone wants and it's not too provocative, we can even ask the question if some deserve a second chance? What I have understood Andrew Tate is not worth that.)
Lastly where are sometimes talk about men who have autogynephilia. Men getting aroused by being seen as a woman. Many call themselves "lesbian". Even less talk is about autoandrophilia. Straight women who want to be seen as gay men. If whose woman exist, are they interested in the easy parts of being men and not the hard?
I have only skimmed this article once: MeToo lost me the love of my life. If I wanted to understand it I should reread it for real, but I just want to comment on one sentence in it: “Honestly, during that whole period I don’t remember a single female saying anything nice about sex at all."
That's one thing about the contrast between how female sexuallity is depicted in different media. Here women loves sex. On for example the culture pages in mainstreem media, women never write anything positive about sex. Now, of course, porn isn’t real. I’m going to assume the culture pages in mainstream media are real. Or maybe the compromise, between those two extreams, is that women in general loves sex and hate male sexaullity. Therefore straight women in media never can write anything good about sex. Or it’s all politics. Haha
i would be honored if a lady would take this offer
Not long ago I had a thought: "What if I offered a lady a rolling schedule of tributes?" Like do a tribute to the same woman every Monday. Then every Monday morning she (you?) could think: "Damn another work week, where did the weekend go? Well, at least there's a guy online who's going to masturbate for me today".
My country too knows something about dysfunctional immigration and integration
So some time ago I wrote a comment on a photo of a woman reportedly from Yorkshire. So I of course wrote that I had been to Yorkshire but the tourist board back then didn’t recomend “wet, open women’s hole”. The next time I saw anything about Yorkshire it was about the fact the town that was like the epicenter of the British muslim grooming gangs scandal was in Yorkshire. So now I don't feel that great about that comment.
I am quite good at restricting myself, here meaning I don’t write down the dirtiest comments I can think of. I have limits they includes comments about rape, rasicm, scat ... but even outside those comments I try to restrict myself on for example how dirt my namecalling tends to get. Perhaps, or perhaps this is just wishful thinking, I should not do that. By restricting myself I might not only deny myself the pleasure of writing it, but also denying the women here the pleasure of reading my filthiest thoughts?
So I was thinking. I love pictures of bottomless women outdoors. Believe it or not, there was a time when it wasn’t that easy to find pics like that. Now I have an abundance* of that kind of pics, so now I am a happier guy, than back when it was hard to find. (Yep, I was satiric, we are humans, we do not want to be happy.)
* I wanted to use the words “a glut of ...”, since the word rhymes on “slut” but “abundace” fits better.
So among all the tragedies of ageing I have we have the fact it takes away my sexual fantasies. I used to have a thing for female soldiers. But soldiers are young, I lost that fantasy ages ago. Similarly, I lost my fantasy about being a toyboy when I got older. Now when I’m close to 40 and I don’t have the money needed to fix my hairline, all fantasies based on me being attractive have to go. (Propecia and caffeine shampoo is mere false hope if you ask me.)
I’m an expert on the female sexuallty, yep, that’s sarcasm
To go straight to the point, many profiles here are women who claim to have male sexuality, meaning loving casual sex. Spontaneously one thinks those profiles are fake. It’s too good to be true. If they are single, young and show their face the suspicion gets stronger. Thinking about it, those profiles might be too good to be true for another reason. Not that they are fakes, but because it's a woman with serious problems behind it. Mental problems, substance abuse, whatever. If the woman is young, single and shows her face the suspicion gets stronger.
What's sexy, please read, perhaps even if you’re russian
Ukraine isn’t about me. I don’t know what I’m trying to say with this entry. But it’s inspired by Bill Maher's rant about president Volodymyr Zelenskyy being the sexiest man of the year. Also at least the last paragraph is about more than me.
Durying and after my years in high school I was more than one time told I was cute. So all my life I have been afraid of the day I would lose my looks. But now, today, we are told that the women of the world are horny for Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Meaning I should have worried about more than just being a pretty face. I should have been the guy who plans to protect women and children. Ok, perhaps it should be said that president Volodymyr Zelenskyy isn’t fat and bald, therefore he looks better than many middle aged men. It would be interesting if women should have liked him even if he was fat and bald?
Or to go back to myself. I have often, over the years, thought I should join the home guard - after all we are close to Russia. Protect society. Protect democracy. Just like Zelenskyy and therefore being sexy, even if being sexy isn’t the primary reason to do that. One reason I haven’t joined the home guard is I’m such a deadbeat loser that I don’t even have a driver's license. I’m bad at big projects, like learning to drive.
Ok, Russians who might read this. As short as possible. You know how horrible war is. If you support a war of aggression, you have to accept we get scared of you. If you don’t support it, I wish I could thank you for that!
I saw they invented the word SWERF, which they claim stands for "sex worker excluding radical feminist", but we all know it really stand for Swede excluding radical feminist, right?
They are apparently inventing many words nowadays. For example "fraysexual" person who just wants to have sex with individuals they do not have emotional ties with. "Demisexual" person who only want sex with individuals they have emotional bounds with And stupidest of all, "asexual spectrum". Some things can not be a spectrum! "Do you practice safe sex?" "Well I use a broken condom." "Broken?" "Yes, 'broken' is a spectrum, so it's pretty safe."
I used in my profile have a message stating that I was afraid that there might be antisocial, wife abused, men posting pictures of their wives here. I was reminded of this for the time being there is secret hand gesture to use for women in such situations.
https://youtu.be/AFLZEQFIm7k
Besides, there is the risk that I have a written captions or so for these men. That would not be good. If, on the other hand, I am to be kind to myself, I can not take responsibility for it.
This year's first filthy thought. Well it's surprisingly difficult to make tributes. Especially to take pictures of one's tongue, for "licking tributes". Which led me to think that I need a photographer for that. Which made me think: "If it common for women to like/love tributes, then it might be that dominant women tell their husbands to do such things to her friends". "Here you have is a photo of my friend in her sexiest lingerie. You get to masturbate to that photo. You get to fantasize that you lick her vulva and give her hard cock. Meanwhile, I take photos of you jerking for her."
So one time years ago I read a text by a woman complain about some guys who had gone on sex turism in Thailand. Her text went something like this: “WTF is wrong with those guys buying sex in Thailand? Some of them are good looking and could get sex for free”. Now I want you to keep two thoughts in the head at the same time. As a guy who got more than my fair share of compliments for my looks and also was a virgin it was easy to think: “WTF is wrong with you? You think good looking guys get offers of heterosexuall sex?" Two. Yeah, sex turism can still be wrong. It’s just stupid of her to think looks plays such a rol for guys.
So what I’m saying is that I hope to stay good looking as long as possible. That way I can continue to show the world that looks don’t matter. Women don’t take the first step anyway.
There are those who claim to have gotten laid via this site ...
... and guys never lies about sex. Haha. fast bara sannolikheten att en svensk kvinna skulle läsa detta är lite. Jag är en medelålders man med någorlunda pojksött utseende. Och som är publicerad poet. Jepp det är mina påfågelfjädrar. Vad jag kan skriva för att få dig våt. Sedan att jag typ jagar mutta på denna sidan ... ja du, kanske inte perfekt. Men som sagt var, det är inte ens troligt någon läser detta. Jag kan skriva vad jag vill.
When seeing expressions like BBC, BWC, or for that matter Mexican pussy, Asian beaver, Inka cunny ... one wonders what to call ones dick? I am ethically / genetically very Scandinavian. But writing I have a “Scandinavian cock” is a bit boring. More fun is:
One, like all us non-sub-saharan africans I am ~2% neanderthal. So I have a ~2% neanderthal penis.
Two, I am of course also a unique snowflake. So I have a snowflake dick.
So all ladies who wants a snowflake neandertal dick, I’m here for you.
Years and years ago I had online sex with a mature woman. She was American and this was so long ago that Bush-Dick (other people in their government had non dirty names) was in the white house. So I was young and cute. And she had seen photos of me. One time I wrote to her and added one dick pic and added the words”are you more likely to write back if I send you photos?”. I don’t know if she was joking or not but she answered “yes”. Ok that was when I was young. As a middle aged man one can't be that sure photos are the perfect way to get women to write back. But one however sees quite a lot of profiles claiming to belong to young women who are “cumbuckets for dady”. Or something like that. You know what I mean. Like the way to get female attention, to get a woman to write back is to be an older dominant-as-fuck, typ of guy?
Sure one part of me wants to try, I might have already tried that. But to go straight to the point. Is it healthy for women? Yeah, I’m not saying it’s great for middle ages ladies to get dick pics for young guys, but it might be more healthy than hummilating comments from older guys are for young womens?
Sometimes one sees those profiles that claim they don't want nice comments from gentlemens. I now know how to be a gentleman who writes a nice comment that's also dirty. To paraphrase comedian Andrew Doyle, I can write to a woman that she should "Explain your ideology" and then add: "That's a euphemism for ‘show me your labia'".
I write alot about things like CFNM, in other words male exhibitionsim. That’s a part of male sexuallity that’s not just looked down on but also seen as a threat. Take “dick pics”as an example. Feminist writer will tell you that a man sending a “dick-pick” 100% of the times do it as a rape threat. Don't misunderstand me. I am not saying women like getting those pics. I am not saying they find it sexy. I know it is a crime.
That said, that kind of thinking actually affects one. In a way it is fun to do "tributes", but thinking like the above makes me less likely to do that. Or if I one day should be lucky enough to meet a woman who would demand me to strip for her, a part of me would hesitate. A part of me would think nale exhibitionsim always is a crime.
I saw that one or two people here have patreon pages so we could support their writing of captions. That’s fun. Fun to think I could do the same. Get money for writing my captions. Then someday I will call the unemployment office and say that I won't need their service, I have a porn related patreon. Yeah, calling the unemployment office is the easy part. The difficult thing would be to explain to mom what I do.
Plus a porn related patreon might have a very bad retirement plan ... 🤨
Recently I heard a psychologist mention a study that showed that kids that don’t take any risks AFK take more risks online than the kids who do. So should we assume that profiles of young women showing their face aren't fake, but the young women who didn’t take risks in real life?
So if I have been told more than one time that my face is "cute", or lately, "handsam", that must mean my genitales also are cute. I’m sure it works like that. Good face, good dick.
Sometimes I write things here thatI don’t think anyone could take seriously. Like that women play stuipd to get more sex and perhaps also things about my penis.
Why not discus sex in the lyrics of one song. I have always thought that the lover in Placebos song: Every you and every me was a guy. Party because it’s Placebo, those guys had songs about male lovers. But mostly because of the line: “carve your name into my arm / instead of stressed I lie here charmed”. The number of people who actually carve their name into their lovers arm, can't be that big, and I suppose the number of those people who are women is very low. But according to genius.com the song is about a woman. See another linein the song is “a box I choose / No other box I choose to use”. So the lover has a box. According to the song, lovers with boxes carve in their partners. Possible they carve with box cutters. Yeah, that might have been a dad joke?
Thenhen writing about Placebo. I have been here for nine years. That led me to the Placebo song English summer rain. “Nothing ever changes English summer rain seems to last forever”. Yeah, nothing ever changes, I’m still on imagefap.
One of my recurring fantasies has always been CFNM. How to deal with it? Tributes and even my uploaded dick pics here, might be the closest things to make that fantasy true. Are there any women here, preferably mature, that will be so very nice to me and give me the honor of showing her my cock? Any preference for the photos? Shaved? Yeah, you see it’s kind of silly.
Otherwise I have written CFNM stories. I just haven’t gotten them published on the sites I tried to get them published. If it ever would happen in reality? Can’t think so. Not any of those unrealistic things like a future girlfriend showing me off to her friends, or me getting to skinny dip with a female friend who wears a swimsuit, anyway. Also as I always write, we need anti aging drugs. Othervise I won't be hot much longer.
Since we have established that I have Dorian Gray syndrome
Two of the worst effects from aging on my look is the receding hairline and my gut. So is it possible to be objective hot and have male pattern baldness, and be overweight, at the same time? Be something more than someone who “used to be good looking”.
I can’t affored hair transplants, and the other treatments availble are not only ineffective and themselves expensive, but also just stupid and crappy. (Scalp micropigmentation are you kidding me, and how can it be 2021 and we only have one single medicine that comes in easy to use pill form?) Losing weight is of course also extremely hard, in practice imposible, and here I’m not even close to qualifying for surgery opinions.
Something that was mentioned in a high school science class
There is a biological reason to have jungle fever, or Asian jungle fever, or the like. I'm referring to heterosis. Before explaining heterosis, we can debate if “Asian jungle fever” is the right phase? Some might suggest that the words should be “yellow fever”, but no, I’m quite sure the phrase is “Asian jungle fever”. Me, I like my women from the Arctic, so I have Arctic jungle fever.
Then, the thing with heterosis is that individuals that are very different genetically get, for lack of better words, "good" offspring. This is partly explained by Mendel's laws of heredity and that the best genes (actually alleles) from each parent are expressed in the offspring. How do you find an individual that has a genome that’s very different from yours? Easy for baby making, choose someone whose ancestors were born far away from your ancestors. If you’re European you now have that hypothesis on your side for choosing an African or Asian.
