"Let me check something in the picture for a moment... You're without a bra, I completely understand, it's tight and uncomfortable, but why are you without panties in a dress with such a big slit?"
"Okay, when you came with this dress I thought we had a problem, your dress doesn't even have cleavage. I'm glad you understood what was required of you and resolved the issue yourself, without me having to say a word."
"Okay, here's a little teaser... No, if you want to see the second one, come and take my top off yourself, because I've already shown you more than I intended."
"It is indeed a lovely dress, but I will still wear the dress I chose. Why? Let me show you why. Let's say we get married, there will be dancing, I will dance after I have had a few drinks, I will probably be very happy and I will jump a little and have fun, let me show you what happens after two or three jumps..."
"Well, what are you waiting for? Why do you think I took your panties? Show me how much this dress opens in the front. Okay... I'll buy you this dress."
"I saw how disappointed you were that I didn't kiss you at the end, we had a perfect date, I didn't kiss you because I didn't chew gum after I smoked... but let me make it up to you with something I can do from here... let's call it a promo for the second date."