"The stripes on your shirt are a little confusing, but after you smooth them out, it turns out that your shirt isn't that opaque, so a bra is a bad idea if you want to appear in my gallery. It's better without."
"She knows you had an open mic, she didn't say anything, just sticks her tongue out and points to her mouth. In the original version, you started another level and she got annoyed that you didn't understand her and walked away. In my upgrade, you instantly understand what she wants to do with her mouth and you tell your friends that something is up and to play a few levels without you. All I had to do was just to take her shirt off, and that made the difference - and two happy roommates."
"Don't get me wrong, I'm also glad we finally got married, but not because of the new jewelry... Let me get you out of this dress and let's go consummate this marriage."
"You're loyal and that's really appreciated, but I saw your wife naked in the gym showers, and I think you have to be with a woman with a perfect body like mine at least once... Just look for a second - how can you say no to that."