"Yes, I know about the 'pre-wedding check', everyone told me.
Well, do what you need to do so I'll get your permission to get married, but first, do you mind if I close the door?"
"You can keep drinking, I'm just checking out something that's been intriguing me all evening. I was hoping you'd put on makeup not only on your face but also on your body. I see you missed it. You probably didn't think anyone would look under your dress... oh what a disappointment"
"Your boys ran wild next to me with scissors and they tore my dress while I was wearing it. They said it was an accident, but the eldest one grabbed my breast."