"Ohhhh!!!!!! Let it go, sugar!!!!!!!! Ahhhhh......scrrummppmmmpffff! Prruummppeffff!!!! scrummmpfffff!! Ppplllllloooshhhhh!!! Evacuate that bowel! Thhhhhwwwwopppp pffff."
"Oh goodie! My high frequency sphincter vibration stimulator is working!!!! Oh good! Your bowels are suddenly rumbling! Will you make it to the bathroom in time? Honey in the tight sweater....I think it is too late! Ahhh.....you are about to have a massive bowel movement in your pants. And you sugar, behind the counter. That is a log you just evacuated."
"Ha! Ha! Ha! My Ex-Lax-Psyllium Husk-Super Fiber Pill I slipped you just kicked in with the press of my high-frequency vibration that relaxes all muscles, you financially fraudulent, criminal bitch! Thought you could rip me off? That's a lot of hot shit pouring out of you! Ha! Ha! Ha! Completely evacuating your bowel. My cock is throbbing! You are really going bigly!"