"Read this in an animated baby talking style. Speaker 1: Speaker 1: Honey, you know you have to wear diapers if you want to have "boy time". You know how leaky you get! And I can't have the Miss Kristy come over and see you running around with a little wet spot in your pants. Come on Marco. Lay down, and let mommy get you all fixed up for your playtime ... (later) hey Kristy! Come on in! I just got Marco set up in his "boy corner". [with amusement] He's having a little "alone time" with his hand. [speaking normal volume] So he'll be out of our hair for a few hours. Speaker 2: I actually do the same thing with my husband. Listen Maya, Have you tried those new "dumb dumb pills" everyone is talking about? He basically just sits there mesmerized TV. Speaker 1: Haha, I know, right? Maybe I need to try those with my hubby... hmmm... Marco! Come here for a minute! Miss Kristy has a little treat for you!!! Speaker 2: There's my Marco. And my my, look at you! Surely that’s not what I think that is! Are you hiding one of your toys in there maybe? Hmmm or maybe you’re happy to see Miss Kristy? Speaker 1: Marco! You naughty boy! Hahaha Where are your manners!? You at least need to try to hide your stiffy in front of a lady! Speaker 2: It's okay, Marco. It's perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of. Here, chew this little tablet. It's yummy! Speaker 1: Oh. Would you look at that! He's already getting giggly. Who's my silly boy? You are! Whoops! Man down! Having a little trouble standing up? Speaker 2; Yeah, it interrupts the nerves in the "big boy" part of his brain. Just look at him. He'll be... not so good... at remembering things, following instructions, etc. He's basically just a dumb baby. The best part? It helps control his “male urgesâ€. I can get a lot more done around the house when my hubby is all doped up, too lazy to even grab my ass!"
"////Read aloud in a warm and friendly baby talking tone, transitioning to a more normal tone before returning to baby talking. /////Hey you! I'm Miss Ashley - your new hubby sitter. Your wifey put me in charge today, so you will be in big adult diapers all day long. It will make you feel so good! Does my big boy want happy time? Yes he does! Yes he does!! Come sit in mommy's lap.... oof, you are big! And... I see something else is big too, hmm? Is somebody happy to see Miss Ashley? Don't get any ideas, mister. Silly boy, that's just for peepee ONLY! Why are you squirming so much. Oooh... did you just...? No, it's okay-- it's perfectly natural. Whew! A little stinky though! Anyway, we are going to have fun today! First, we're going to do some coloring, then... uh... Are you okay honey? I can see you getting all squirmy, you know. After coloring, then maybe you can show me your new toy truck? Oh!!.... Uh oh! That's okay... let it out. Eww.. Right in my lap... how romantic... Did somebody make a whoopsie for mommy? Let's take a look... oh, wow- you really did. What has your wife been feeding you? That's okay, Miss Ashley knows you can't help it. no you can't! Not such a big strong man now, with a poopy diaper... now... let's see where she keeps the diapers. Hmmm let me call wifey real quick. Hello? Yes, Mrs Adams. Sorry to bother you- where do you keep the diapers? Yep, already. A BIG accident. Oh. Ahhh laxatives! That makes more sense now. Ah-- okay-- yes. . Only one more change? For the whole day? no, I understand. Okay- just making sure. Okay, bye bye... Sigh ....Okay sweetie! Let's get you cleaned up. And you need to STAY clean, because you only get one more change. We don't want to make you sit in another dirty diaper all day, do we? No we don't! Follow me honey, and I'll get you all cleaned up."