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Mjy Profile Mjy Profile views: 2074 Fanbase: 2 About Me Deep in the forest, a naked female farting monkey desperately flees from a hunter in fear of death, but is quickly discovered due to the distinctive smell of feces coming from her buttocks and her shameful naked body. This is because naked farting monkeys have evolved over thousands of years to become weak and easily hunted. Interests ape , chimpanzee , fartingmonkey , monkey , naked ape , naked chimpanzee , naked fartingmonkey , naked monkey Signed up: 2 years and 6 months ago Images viewed: 0 Images uploaded: 686 Gender: Male Birth: 01/01/1919 Location: Afghanistan Last Online: 11 hours ago Connect with Mjy Send Message Can't add comments Become a fan Add to relations Status updates Sep 24, 2026 If you are interested in naked ape, please leave a comment or send a message.   Comments (0) (See All Comments) Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Nov 8, 2026 "Agnes is a naked monkey of the Orien variety that inhabits grasslands and highlands its diet is almost exclusively carnivorous. It primarily hunts mice, rabbits, foxes, and deer and even members of its own kind. However, to the Mongolian wolf the true master of these lands it is nothing more than easy prey."   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Nov 4, 2026 "Ebony Farting Monkey is a species that evolved in the jungles of Africa to survive against numerous ferocious predators its chest and buttocks grew abnormally large and its farts became even more foul smelling"   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Oct 30, 2026 "The paradise of monkeys I dream of!!! Deep in the mountains, far from anyone else, I would keep autistic girls stark naked and left to roam free. Walking on two legs would be forbidden they would be required to move exclusively on all fours. They would survive by foraging for plants and fruits or hunting small animals, naturally expelling waste through feces and flatulence. I, in turn, would sustain myself solely on the milk, urine, feces, and farts produced by these female naked monkey . And when the time is right, I would introduce a tiger to prey upon these foolish, farting monkeys, thereby establishing a natural food chain."   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Oct 30, 2026 "Characteristics of Cauc Farting Monkey: They have large noses, blonde hair fur, and snow white skin. Because their diet consists of a higher proportion of meat compared to orien farting monkey species, their bodies emit a pungent, gamey odor, and their farts smell like rotting meat. They are highly aggressive and actively hunt small animals. They are a favorite prey of the European wolf. Since their meat has a strong, gamey stench, it is recommended to prepare it by smoking."   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Oct 28, 2026 "When threatened, the naked fart-monkey either flees up a tree or repels the danger by expelling a foul-smelling gas from its anus."   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Oct 21, 2026 "A snow white horse, and a snow white naked fartingmonkey bride."   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Oct 17, 2026 "Claire, a brilliant scientist, conceived and gave birth to the Indominus Rex through her own womb. Standing before the magnificent beast, she realized that she was nothing more than an inferior monkey unable to suppress her primal instinct to serve as prey, she stripped naked, passed gas, and attempted to seduce the Indominus Rex. (Furthermore, because it was born from her womb, the Indominus Rex also carries the cruel and violent DNA of an inferior, naked monkey.)" Mjy | Oct 17, 2026 Thus, only humans and the Indominus rex hunt creatures they do not intend to eat—doing so purely for the sake of amusement.   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Oct 17, 2026 "The Naked Farting Monkey movement. Realizing that she was not a human, but rather a naked farting monkey, she boarded the subway—a useless facility constructed by monkeys—and carried out an act of terror by unleashing clouds of flatulence. Men who caught a whiff of her farts suddenly came to the realization that they, too, were monkeys."   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Oct 13, 2026 "The principle of the food chain is not hard to understand. naked fartingmonkey sit at the very bottom of the food chain, and just about anything can eat us! From small creatures like mice or swarms of crabs to sharks—and everything else! Predators are endless; we could even end up as a meal for a carnivorous plant! The basic rule is simple: we are prey, and anything with a hearty appetite is likely to eat us."   Mjy Comments: 447 Commented on Oct 13, 2026 "Of all Great Apes, the Naked Chimpanzee (Pan nudus) is worst at climbing trees. However, they haven't lost the art."   See All Comments Mjy doesn't allow comments.

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