"Why do Japanese female naked fartingmonkeys have perfect asses? I’ve only seen that specific butt shape on Japanese female naked fartibgmonkeys. Usually, if a butt is wide, it’s also voluminous—like with Latinas naked monkey. But Japanese naked monkey don't have that. First, they look for identical-looking butts, then they give them almost identical monkey faces based on a Western-kawaii standard. The result: hundreds of nearly identical naked monkeys."
"In the past, the naked chimpanzees of Central and South America worshipped a giant serpent and regularly sacrificed young females from their troop to it. Eager to become one with the worshipped serpent, the females vied with one another to become the offering it is said that they would happily pass gas just before being devoured."
Mjy| Oct 1, 2026
When monkeys gain wisdom, they lead themselves into a deep quagmire.
""Monkey porn" is a unique aspect of monkey culture. When a naked female monkey while climbing a cliff to escape a predator exposes her backside, the male is overcome by a powerful urge to propagate the species and reproduce, leaving him with no choice but to shake his massive stick"
"Horses are the most beautiful creature on earth. naked fartingmonkeys are here to provide pleasure and release to them, in what ever way that the horses require."
"Horses are the most beautiful creature on earth. female naked fartingmonkey are here to provide pleasure and release to them, in what ever way that the horses require."
"When a female fartingmonkey thrusts her rear end toward you, it could mean she wants to mate, or it could be a warning to get out of her territory immediately before she passes gas."
"A race of "naked apes" modified by an alien species—engineered with enlarged breasts and buttocks to yield more milk and meat, and altered to possess a stupid, submissive temperamentðŸ’â¤ï¸"