"As the monkey population grows, their flatulence pollutes the atmosphere and kills plants; therefore, the population must be controlled through kyubey's culling."
"A kyubey enclosure for "naked fartingmonkeys." The monkeys roam freely on a planet covered in lush green forests and are raised for the production of milk and meat."
"An excellent squatting posture. It is also the most monkey-like pose. The Achilles tendons were severed to force them to live exclusively in this position."
"I think all those naked farting monkeys should be kept in a fixed squatting position. It’s a posture that allows them to easily switch to moving on all fours and freely expel feces and gas. We need to sever their Achilles tendons so they can’t stand up on two legs."