Y'all... I have a perfect candidate for sexy side gal: First time we saw each other, we had a moment. One of those tunnel vision moments. Dream Weaver started playing and everything. Since then, it's been constant bedroom eyes back and forth. She knows I have a wife, and we kinda work together (but not directly.) Found out from a friend that she's just LOOKING FOR A REAL MAN TO MAKE HER CUM FOR THE FIRST TIME! That's all... Guys, she needs me. It's serious. You know Dak Rambo cannot, in good conscience, let this stand. I don't need help in the confidence department, but I rarely get more than a few second of time with her, always surrounded by others. Send your best vibes for a nice moment to make her shine. I just need five minutes and one finger to show her what I can do for her... to start. Stay horny, my filthy friends.

Tribute Disclaimer: If I create a tribute gallery and find out after the fact that the subject's pics have been deleted or the account closed, I will also delete the tribute gallery. It sucks, but you know what else sucks? Having someone you trust post private pics of you online WITHOUT YOUR SAY! Having had my pics posted on a revenge porn site in the past, (with my name) I can tell you it's not pleasant. Even if your intentions are to honor the person, just don't do it. To me, or anyone. Be on the site for the right reasons. Don't involve me in anything nefarious, creepy, spiteful, or passive-aggressive. I'm here to have fun. If someone could be hurt, or have their life negatively affected by the pics, then it's not fun.