I would say.... Only if a Web Slut Goddess/Princess type has brought you off and ordered you to eat it. Otherwise, I go for a good slice of watermelon.
""Gramma, I think it's really great that you're finally dating again since Grandpa left you for his younger secretary last year." "Aw, thanks honey." KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK "Um Gramma, your dates are here!" "Okay Steven, thanks. How do I look honey?" "Really nice Gramma, really really nice!" "Aw, thanks honey." "Um Gramma, why do you have three dates, three enormous, like I mean huge black teen boys as your dates tonight?" "Really? Oh c'mon Steven, three holes so three enormously hung black teen boys. Duh. Your little sister got them for me. She's the best. Gotta go, love ya!" "Okay Gramma, have a good time. Wait, WHAT?! GRAMMA, GET BACK HERE! FUCK!!!""
""Hi honey, how was deep sea fishing?" "Good, great actually. Wow Brooke, you look, um amazing!" "Thanks honey. While you were away fishing, I went down to the beach and I met a local teen girl who works here at the resort." "Oh, okay." "She invited me to go out dancing tonight and I said yes because I figured you would be tired." "You're going to wear that?!" "Yes. She took me shopping for something to wear because it's some kind of theme night tonight. Do you like it?" "Holy shit babe, I can see your..." "Oh honey, stop. We're going to some place called The BULL PEN or something like that. She's meeting me in the lobby in a few. I gotta go." "Oh god, okay, fine. Have a good time but please be careful." After a nap and a shower, he went down to the resort bar and ordered a beer. "Hey mom. All alone mon?" "No. My wife is here as well but she was invited to go out dancing." "Cool. Where'd she go?" "Some place called The Bull Pen or something." "WHAT?! HA! Do you know that on Thursdays the all-male black bar have white night dere mon?" "No." "Well mon, on Thursdays, one or two white women are invited there for white night gangbangs mon. I hope yur girl ain't wearin' white or black because if she is, she'll be getting gangfucked senseless by dozens, probably 50 or more enormously hung black Daddy's in all her holes mon over and over and over." "WHAT?! OH MY GOD!""