I would say.... Only if a Web Slut Goddess/Princess type has brought you off and ordered you to eat it. Otherwise, I go for a good slice of watermelon.
""Gramma, I think it's really great that you're finally dating again since Grandpa left you for his younger secretary last year." "Aw, thanks honey." KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK "Um Gramma, your dates are here!" "Okay Steven, thanks. How do I look honey?" "Really nice Gramma, really really nice!" "Aw, thanks honey." "Um Gramma, why do you have three dates, three enormous, like I mean huge black teen boys as your dates tonight?" "Really? Oh c'mon Steven, three holes so three enormously hung black teen boys. Duh. Your little sister got them for me. She's the best. Gotta go, love ya!" "Okay Gramma, have a good time. Wait, WHAT?! GRAMMA, GET BACK HERE! FUCK!!!""