"by Mjy In the wild, fartingmonkeys have no sharp teeth or claws, no hard shell, and are defenseless, so they store as much poop in their stomachs as possible, make a nasty fart, fire it at their natural enemies, and run away up a tree. The farting monkey's solitary farts are poisonous enough to kill even mice, but they are useless to large cats and climb trees easily, making them easy prey."