"I always wondered why you would never let me fuck you in the ass!!!! When I saw you on our wedding bed with your ass high up in the air, I realized you saved your ass virginity for our honeymoon!!!! Thank you so very much honey!!! I'll try to be gentle but, this IS going to hurt!!!!"
"Was I pissed when you told me you hadn't paid the vicar for the wedding yet? YES!!! Then I saw his fat, juicy cock and decided sucking him off was worth it for the amount of money we were saving by not paying him!!!!"