Hi i am 38 living in Ipswich, I have had some experience with couples and singles definitely want more,I am bi definitely past the curios stage. Also would like to meet single female for one on one or as a friend to take to clubs/parties ect. I am very friendly but not pushy, am not afraid to try new things might even do them twice if i like it. I have been told I am handsome (only by my mum) and my ex wife say was good in bed (but she did want divorce papers signed at the time)
Well I hope this is enough, if you want to know anything else please ask.
UPDATE:Have been told to make my profile different from other guys, So here goes. Well after my marriage has finished, I had a brief affair with all of the pussycat dolls. After i finished that I traveled to Thailand where i had a sex change changed my name to Lola and worked as a pole dancer, But i could not stand the mood swings and not being able to park a car,(only joking ladies). So i had sex change reversed and now i find myself back in the uk looking to hook up with like minded singles or couples with a view of possibly meeting up and have a drink and a chat about my dancing career lol Please get in touch if you would like to know more!!!! Byeeeeeee!
xSYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 35.
1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". (worst still you don't go to the clubs)
2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing the night before.
3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.
4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section.
5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.
6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.
7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.
8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of most of the things that are in it.
10. You start to worry about your parents' health.
11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.
12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your children.
13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.
14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really nice half-bottle of house red.
15. You always have enough milk in.
16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.
17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also appeals.
18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.
19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.
20. You wish you had a shed.
21. You have a shed.
22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in my day...."
23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has some really interesting guests on.
24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, You tut at rowdy school children.
25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.
26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me
27. You understand the above
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