"Every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday after tea, Princess Kate personally thanks all the male staff, security and maintenance men for their commitment to a job well done at the Palace. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, she personally thanks all the female staff. Sundays are her special all-girl orgy time with Meghan, Sophie, Beatrice, Eugenie and sometimes her Mommy Carole joins them. However, this 65 year old gardener is a particular favorite of Kates and she quietly personally thanks him several times every single day."