"she might be plain looking but her asshole is still gonna hurt like a motherfucker with a nigger dick in it. even if she paid for it and even tooik him to KFC."
"her banker husband needs to have a really tiny weewee if a real cock makes her whimper and pinch her knees like that. i bet he wears pantyhose too to work.like most bankers."
"she refused to give me the loan to open up my recording studio. i called up my friend and his biker gang. they abducted her poodle and re-painted her garage door. my cop buddy set her up and placed cocaine in her car during a routine search. now she's up shit creek without a paddle. i got my loan but only once she agreed that i could stick my dick deep into where it smells funky. even the ancient romans knew. PECUNIA NON OLET. thanks for the VIP service, you greedy useless whore."