My wife loves grabbing my ear and pulling me where she wants me to go even in front of people like her friends, family, and many boyfriends. It hurts my ear but everybody's laughter hurts even more.
I was standing in the living room minding my own business when my flat stomach wife was walking by and stops then pats my chubby belly and asks what month I'm in. Then just walks off. My mouth was left open.
