"I have a small penis and am therefore legally obligated to become a cock sucker. I have to choose a supervisor to help me become one. I choose the fourth from the left. I have to stand in front of her and ask her to make me a cock sucker, but I don't want to become a cock sucker, so I beg her mercy. Then she slams her knee hard into my balls and tells me I'm going to suck the first cock today. Could I have chosen the wrong supervisor?"