"I bought myself some of those same diapers. I still have them in my closet. I don't really know why I bought them, but it's better to have them in case I ever need to wear them, if someone wants me. I'm still single and live alone."
"Hi, I don't think you're ugly at all. People should accept themselves as they look, as they are, and as they have what they have. How's Australia? I bet it's beautiful there."