"It took three months of hard work and a lot of brainwashing but she is finally all mine. Listen. What about your husband, David? "I don't know anyone named David." What about your job with the law firm? "I don't know anything about a law firm." What do you know? "That I am to be your 24/7 cock pleaser." Good bitch, Janet! "I don't know anyone named Janet.""
"My favorite in a wonderful gallery. (But there are so many more.) I love nerdy, average, non-model girls. They are irreverent, casual, friendly and have so much more presonality. The best ones have fun with sex and turn it into a form of play. They are likely to demand we all share pizza afterward -- while we look at the photos, of which they always demand copies. And you can bet those photos will show up in emarassing places."
"When we were married you said I was the most boring man you had ever met. Well bitch, I guarantee you that this time around, your life is going to be an adventure beyond adventures!"
"You know the routine. Let's hear it. "I am never going to see my husband or friends again...I am never going to go back to my old job...I am never going to wear clothes again...I am going to let any man who wants me, fuck me.""