You wrote:
"It's better, every single time, to fuck a man in the ass than to try to understand him."
My response to you is this:
I would love to have you fuck me in my ass ... as if the only reason for my existence in that moment, is for you to FUCK My Body, to ejaculate your Semen into my rectum, and for the express purpose of Orgasm'ing inside My Body ... to be your blessed Fuck Toy.