I know all of us piss and cum in the shower (that's normal, right?), I am curios how many of us also piss and cum in the bath?
I love every now and then having a long very hot relaxing bath with my toys and while naked in there I love feeling so relaxed and if I feel like pissing to just let go , feels soooo nice that relaxation. Laying there in hot water relaxing and if I have the feeling of pissing I just let go. Same for cumming, as I wank and play with my toys I just let go in the water.
I know it ends up back on my body and that doesn't bother me, and the feeling of total relaxation is so overpowering that it's worth to me anything! I've been known on long baths to piss 2-3 times in the water and cum and then head straight to bed and have a wonderful nap.
I looooove to masturbate a lot and goon myself all day! And as any gooner I have goddesses which inspire me, they help me to achieve all this immense pleasure. To thank these goddesses for all the pleasures they give my cock I give them my cum: I cum looking at them, drooling allover myself, grunting like a pig, moaning their names and dedicating my cum to them. Every day I give my cum to these goddesses and every day they ask my cock for more and I cannot but obey the goddesses.
To make sure I worship all my goddesses I keep track now of who I give my cum to and here's last week:
Monday
Emma Watson
Kim Kardashian
Emma
Chloe Grace Moretz
Emma (she is insatiable!!!!)
Tuesday
Selena Gomez
Chloe Grace Moretz
Carol Vorderman
Kim Kardashian
Jennifer Anniston
Vordie
Wednesday
Kim Kardashian
Emma Watson
Miley Cyrus
Kim
Carol Vorderman
Thursday
Emma Watson
Chloe Grace Moretz
Emma
Kim Kardashian
Emma
Emma
Emma
Friday
Emma Watson (woke up with her on my mind and all the cum I gave her dry on my belly)
I wank a lot! Like REALLY A LOT! I get into this wank frenzy watching porn and browsing porn pics and find myself all the time shouting at the porn on screen:
- You fucking whore, I'm gonna fuck you!
- I'm gonna cum in your cunt,you slag!
- You dumb whore, I'm gonna fucking spunk in you!
- Oh you fat slag give me that smelly cunt of yours!
- You want my cum you fucking whore? you want it?
- Oh goddess I'm gonna give you my cum! Yesss! I'm gonna give you my cum!
- Take my spunk goddess, it's all yours !
- I'm gonna fill your shithole with spunk , you fucking whore!
And I could go on, the list of filth i shout looking at the screen is huuuge :)
Do any other wankers do the same? Would love to know and maybe chat about this on how to enhance our wanking through this.
Sucking Paul, one of my local lads, for the first time
Paul is a young lad few streets away from me, and in his own words he masturbates 48 hours a day :) Cause of that during Covid the poor lad was going crazy stuck indoors and wanking for England all day and night. We met on another website like this, he was pretending to be much older and bi, and I could tell he was getting off on chats where I would tell him how I would suck him and lick him. Didn't take me much time to figure out he's not that old and definitely not experienced, in fact I would say back then he wasn't probably even bi-curious, rather desperate for something other than handpussy, anything! :)
I kept telling him he is welcome to drop by and let me suck him but he alwasy kept making excuses - that's how I knew he wasn't really experienced and was actually nervous, but he was very turned on by the thought of being sucked off. Long story short, one evening while I was at home wanking and chatting to him (and obviously he was doing the same) I guess he couldn't take it anymore and asked me if I was really serious when I said I would suck him and want nothing in return. I said yes of course, you wouldn't be the first pump and dump meeting I had and he would be welcome to come sit on sofa watch porn while i sucked him off and wanked myself. He said he wanted to try it and then confessed he is not as old and experienced as he pretended to be (which at this point I had figured out) and asked me if I would still suck him. I said of course, and asked him where he lived and such; he was shy and was nervous about sharing.I told him I'm not interested in telling anyone aboout this, but rather I'm trying to figure out whether I need to come pick him and if so we would have to figure out how to do this (remember this was during the covid lockdown!).I shared my postcode with him and turns out he lives about 5 streets away from me. I told him he can probably walk to me , late at night unlikely anyone will see him. He said he had to wait a bit, he lives with his mum so had to wait for her to be asleep. We chatted and wanked some more, and I thought this was another one of his excuses; so I was going to edge and goon for a few hours chatting to him and others then blow a massive load and fall asleep as you do :)
About 1 am though he asks if he can come now. I said fuck yes I was so horny myself, I was up for it. I gathered that he was on the edge too, when it came to exchanging numbers he didn't flinch and we swapped numbers and I told him text me when you are at the top of the road so I can open door and have him walk in quickly so no one sees. 15 minutes laterhe walks through my door, chubby lad, shy and nervous as fuck bless him :)
I was prepared for some of this though (years of experience meeting blokes ;) so had all the lights in the house off and had porn already going on. I took him to the room, porn was on as I said, with sound, I had some bimbo lesbians making out and licking each other on and on another laptop I was ready to put on whatever porn he felt like. When he walked in the dark room (only one tiny lamp in the corner dimmed) he probably became self aware and got really nervous just stood there didn't know whether to run out of the door or what. I said it's ok dont be nervous I'm not pushy here, why dont you have a drink and poured him a huge glass of scotch. I asked if he smokes and offered him cigs. I told him look you don't have to do anything and if you change your mind at least you get a drink and a smoke out of it . He sat down, still nervous and not knowing what to do. I said ok the best ice breaker I know to be in these situations is being naked , so I took off my robe (I normally like to masturbate naked so when he came I just threw on a robe so I could easily take it off). So I was there naked in front of him, bimbo lesbian porn on TV and grabbed myself a glass of scotch.
I sat on the other side of the room from him so I don't intimidate him and scare him off; started to drink and smoke and I told him "you can gulp that whole glass if you want, I have a few more bottles" and smiled. Then I said it might give you some dutch courage you know. He thought about it in silence dragging from his smoke then took a big mouthful of scotch. I could tell he didn't drink much beforehand as it sort of hit him :) So I went to the kitchen and brought also a few mixers. He didn't touch them though. Just looked at me naked in the other side of the room and took another mouthful. Before I knew it he emptied the glass! So I went and poured him another big glass.
As i went back in the other side of the room I looked at the porn and said i love bimbo cunts, they trigger me you know. If you want diferent porn here I have this other screen here we can put something on. He said no it's ok he likes bimbos and lesbians too. Oh ok I thought, we are making progress! Ice is breaking up a bit huh!
So I just sat in my chair and took a moutful of scotch myself and a drag from my cig then started to wank myself slowly openiy in front of him. I think he was thrown back a bit, but didn't say anything. My cock started getting hard in my hand;I said to him look I told you I'm not pushy and not gonna make you do anythig you don't want, if you want feel free to wank yourself if you want , no shame in that, we been talking for a few weeks now and we both know we are both wanking a lot. just enjoy yourself, you know I said then turn my attention to the screen again and slowly wanking my cock.
I think as my words and the scotch started to sink in he got a bit more relaxed so he got his hand in his pants and he was obviously fondling with his cock. Ithought he needed some encouragement so I started to talk to the cunts on screen as i was wanking - I do this a lot while I wank, it gives me more pleasure somehow. I would just moan and say oh fuck you cunt look at those big titsmmmm you fucking whore you want spunk don't you! and i would groan and wank and enjoy myself. sometimes i would look at him and say nothing just letting him get used to this and figure out for himself if he does like this or not. Eventually I said to him, take your cloths off what are you afraid of? no one else will see you and will know you are wanking. He didn't say anything but a few minutes later he stood up and pulled his pants down. I stared of course,he's a chubby lad, so big belly, big thighs smallcock but so lovely , surrounded by a little bit of bush and his bollocks hairy too. I said mmmm babes that is a lovely one, hope you will let me suck you by the end of the night ! and looked up at him. He smiled a shy nervous smile . so I said ok tell you what, why do you just sit there on sofa with your cock out like that and I suck you? he didnt say anything and didn't move, I could tell he was paralyzed a bit with fear and excitement at the same time.
So I went on my knees in front of him and just whispered if it helps you can close your eyes so you dont see me, or just watch porn , whatever works. if you feel uncomfortable during this just tell me and I'll stop. I didn't even wait for a response and took his little uncut cock in between my lips and felt him right away getting so close to spunking! his belly started moving faster up and down as he was breathing faster ! I stopped just held him there in my mouth then sloooowly started to move my lips up and down on his cock, very slowly. I think he was pleasantly surprised by the pleasure he was getting out of this i felt him slowl relaxing more and more , so I kept going slow. Heard a few soft sighs from above so I knew i was doing it right. I grabbed my cock and started wanking myself as I was doing this ,all those hours ofgooning before this meant I was so ready to spurt, and I could tell so was he!
I thought I could probably last 2-3 minutes myself so tried to keep him from spunking so I could time it and cum at the same time as he was however all of a sudden, i felt him grabbing my head and then his hips arched and then i felt it: the pulsating of his cock the belly going up and down fast as he was breathing the feel of salty warm spunk flooding my mouth and his uncontrolled groans and spasms as we was cumming in my mouth! I just pumped my cock furiously for 3-4 seconds while he was cumming and i started cumming myself while swallowing him. he came in me mouth for it felt like an eternity! I spunked 5-6 jets , he must have spunked easily 10 and his cock still pulsed a bit more after though he had no more cum. I waited until his hands moved away from my head, and slowly pulled my mouth off his cock then grabbed a towel (I have at any point about 10 towels around the room which I use as cum rags) and wiped the cum off the floor. Then said nothing went back to my corner and took a mouthful of scotch light up a cig went back to offer him one (he took it) and said nothing.
I looked across the room to him, he looked relaxed now, his nerves were gone and he didn't feel that shy no more - in fact he leaned back on sofa, put one knee up, resting his cigarette hand on it and then took a drag out of his cig. All was well, I could tell, he came in a bloke's mouth for the first time and wasn't feeling bad about it ! Later on I found out poor lad was a virgin, so I was his first ever hole he put his cock in!
How I used to fuck my mate Barry in the arse. I need someone new to let me cum in them, contact me!
Barry sucked me so nice lots of times and he always let me cum in his arsehole, i loved doing him. I like to be very explicit when I wank and suck and fuck with mates and used to do it with him too. Used to get naked and start lubing my cock and wankig and call him
- Barry babes come here I want to cum in your shithole babes!
and he would come over all sexy with his fat hairy body and get on all fours in front of me and I would lube his shithole and moan all the time and tell him
- mmmmm Barry babes I'm gonna cum in your shithole babes so much
- Do it babes put your cock in my mancunt babes do it, he used to say while I was lubing him up
Just the sight of him on all fours in front of me , that fat arse of his and the sight of his hairy sweaty shithole used to get me so boned up and him being so explicit with me talking dirty used to make my cock leak already before my cock even touched his shithole!
I used to position my lubed cock on his shitter and ask him again:
- Where do you want it babes? where do you want my cock?
- In my cunt babes, he used to say. In my cunt, push it, push it in my cunt babes
And I would hold on to his fat hips and enter his hairy shithole, so warm and lubed up mmmmm then start fucking him slow and moaning and groaning like a pig
- Oh babes, I love your shithole babes mmmm Barry your cunt is so nice babes I love to fuck you in the cunt babes
I like to fuck with mouth open so i drool like a pig, even when I wank I keep me mouth open so I drool allover myself I love the feeling of being disgusting like that and used to do it with him , i would drool and spit on his back while holding his fat hips shoving my cock in and out of his hairy shithole
- Oh babes Barry I love your cunt babes I wana cum in your cunt babes, you want my spunk babes?
- Yes, he used to say, give me your spunk!
- Where do you want , Barry? Where do you want my spunk babes?
- In my cunt, in my cunt!
- Say it again, babes, where do you want my cum?
- in my cunt, cum in my cunt!
- Say it again , and I would be so close by now. Say it again babes!
- In my cunt, cum in my cunt babes!
- Go on then, and I would push my cock in his shithole deep and let go mmmmmm his shithole was so soft and warm and I would hold my cock inside it and spunk in him!
I loved cumming in his hairy shitter so much! I miss him, I need someone new to let me cum in his shithole like that! please!
My mate Barry has been sucking me off for about 3 years now but now he's moving so i will have no one to suck me :( I need someone new to suck me like Barry does.
When we meet i like to watch porn and Barry sucks me off on his knnees in between my legs i sit on sofa naked and watch porn and he wanks himself and sucks me. I like to cum like that and I need someone else to suck me now that he is moving.
I like how Barry sucks me coz he suck me slow and sometime just on head sometime he goes deep and holds me while i watch me porn. I cum in his mouth like that. sometime he licks my shithole too is nice.
This started from a sexy wank and chat discussion in between me and LeivReschiw -- I'm summarizing the rules we came up for gooning below. Would love to hear more suggestions here and comments please!
masturbate is your life: jerk off every day
start every day with masturbation right in your bed
last thing you do before you sleep is masturbate
each session must last at least 1 hour, if you cum before that ruin it!
every bit of precum and cum spilling from you must be eaten by you: eat your (pre)cum
every time you see a girl, remember to jerk off
you don't have to wait until you're horny to start masturbating: wank your cock when it's soft too even if you don't feel horny
go deeper
stay away from women: your hand is all you will ever need; stay pussy free and sexless
buy lots and lots and lots of sex toys
buy porn, lots of porn, more porn, constantly expand your porn altar
obey, your penis rules you and porn rules your penis
isolate yourself from all others, except gooners and porn
live in a small cheap apartment so you have more money to spend on porn
make a porn room in your apartment, where you have all your porn and toys and lots of screen to watch porn
only enter the porn room naked
your porn room should never be cleaned or aired and should smell of cock and cum ad balls and masturbation all the time
don't wash your cock! your masturbationn room should always smell of cock and balls and sperm
don't cum in a towel: let your cum spray allover the room on the bed on the carpet on the walls
play with your asshole all the time while you goon
always goon with your mouth open so you drool allover yourself
sniff worn underwear, bras, socks and shoes as often as you can while you goon
always watch porn with volume turned loud
be loud and moan and groan while you goon all the time, never hold back, be vocal!
more pleasure for you and your jerk buddy: asshole play
this is something that I absolutely love every time I have a session with one of my jerk buddies so I thought I'd share.
when you have a long wank session with your jerk buddy, try soft touches just finger tips on his shithole, not fingering , not pushing your finger in, just lots and lots and lots soft fingertips touches on his shithole. maybe have him on all fours and milk his cock as you do normally with one hand and the other hand use it to just softly touch lots of times around his ring, very soft fingertips touches around the ring and on it.
for me i love it when i wank myself crouching down, watching my porn, my arse wide open as i crouch down. And have my jerk buddy behind me reaching under with 3 fingertips lots and lots and lots of soft fingertips touches on my shithole while i wank mmmmmmm makes my cock drool so much and when I cum like that i shoot so much spunk across the floor, few feet away! It's amazing! Especially as I'm cumming and my shithole is pulsating feeling those soft fingertips around it and on it oh fuck sooo sooo much pleasure!!!!
I finally came in a (female) cunt last night after about 3 months of just mancunt, cock and wanking.
I was so fucking hungry for cunt and tits and womans arse, whe i got on her i took her tits in my mouth and sucked them annd bit them so hard she screamed a bit and smacked me! :)
I groaned for what felt like minutes emptying my bollocks in her , fuck it felt so good!
