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Rulebook for gooners
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This started from a sexy wank and chat discussion in between me and LeivReschiw -- I'm summarizing the rules we came up for gooning below. Would love to hear more suggestions here and comments please!
- masturbate is your life: jerk off every day
- start every day with masturbation right in your bed
- last thing you do before you sleep is masturbate
- each session must last at least 1 hour, if you cum before that ruin it!
- every bit of precum and cum spilling from you must be eaten by you: eat your (pre)cum
- every time you see a girl, remember to jerk off
- you don't have to wait until you're horny to start masturbating: wank your cock when it's soft too even if you don't feel horny
- go deeper
- stay away from women: your hand is all you will ever need; stay pussy free and sexless
- buy lots and lots and lots of sex toys
- buy porn, lots of porn, more porn, constantly expand your porn altar
- obey, your penis rules you and porn rules your penis
- isolate yourself from all others, except gooners and porn
- live in a small cheap apartment so you have more money to spend on porn
- make a porn room in your apartment, where you have all your porn and toys and lots of screen to watch porn
- only enter the porn room naked
- your porn room should never be cleaned or aired and should smell of cock and cum ad balls and masturbation all the time
- don't wash your cock! your masturbationn room should always smell of cock and balls and sperm
- don't cum in a towel: let your cum spray allover the room on the bed on the carpet on the walls
- play with your asshole all the time while you goon
- always goon with your mouth open so you drool allover yourself
- sniff worn underwear, bras, socks and shoes as often as you can while you goon
- always watch porn with volume turned loud
- be loud and moan and groan while you goon all the time, never hold back, be vocal!
what have we missed? :)
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Posted on : Jan 19, 2022
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Commented on Jan 25, 2022
@tinycockangela mmmmm yesss drooling and. dribbling is so sexy and moaning like a pig and wanking allover the house and spraying. my cum marking my territory mmmmm
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Commented on Jan 25, 2022
@brisjkr yeah turns me on too when i look around and see cumstains on the walls, on the mattresses everywhere mmmm
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Commented on Jan 24, 2022
Wonderful! Sounds like my living room! I am naked and wanking whenever I'm at home. I love drooling and dribbling all over myself and am very vocal when wanking.
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Commented on Jan 22, 2022
>don't cum in a towel: let your cum spray allover the room on the bed on >the carpet on the walls
I've been letting my cum fly free ever since I moved out from my parents place. The best wank house I've lived in had wooden floors throughout. I made sure there were cumstains on the floor in every room. It was a turn-on knowing if someone visited they could see the evidence of my wanking activity.
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Commented on Jan 22, 2022
Take pics and videos of you spurting all that cum built up while gooning. Us avid wankers luv to see that.
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