Grandpa died about a year ago, so i"ve been spending a lot of time with Grandma like a good Grandson should.
Lasy week Gran told me that Grandpa used to scratch her itch whenever her vagina needed it She said if I could help her out, she would pay me for my troubles.
She said if I used my fingers, (she showed me how), she'd give me five dollars. She then said if I used my tongue and mouth working the same spot as my fingers, she'd give me ten dollars. And then she said if she got these spasms that she really likes from my helping her out, she'd give me another twenty dollars! Well I said by God let's go!
Well Gran laid back on her four poster and divested herself of all her clothes, including her underpants. She said"Get going, boy!" Well I used my fingers like she wanted for a while and she was liking it and squirmin' around some. I thought another ten dollars would be sweet, so I put my face down between her legs and sniffed around some, and found out I really liked how Gran's vagina smelled! It was kinda gamey and a little rank, but it made my pecker stand up big time! So I started licking and sucking that sweet spot she showed me. Well Gran started shimmying and thrashing around and pretty soon she was shaking and moaning and I guessed I just earned another twenty!
I was real happy about all the money I made, but my little pecker was sooo hard that I was about to go blind! I asked Gran if I could put my peter into her vagina, (she said for me to call it a pussy, because it's just a prettier word) and she said I could put it in if I gave her twenty dollars! It seemed like a lot of money, but my little dick didn't care about money at that point! So I got up close and slipped it into her pussy and boy o boy did it feel good! She said now don't move it around or in and out, or that will cost you another twenty dollars. I said OK Gran, but I couldn' help but go in and out over and over again! It was like all the blood in my brain just fled down to my dick! I was losing money here.
Then Gran said that if I squirted my ppj, ( pearly penis juice) up in her pussy, that would be forty more dollars because I'd be making a terrible mess! Well I sure didn't want that, but I couldn' stop, and before I knew it, I was spurting my ppj way on up into Grandma's pussy and I did not care one little bit cuz it felt sooo amazing!
Grandma keeps a ledger and she knows just how much I owe. It's a bunch! I'm thinking I should write president Biden and ask him for PnP (Peter in Pussy) debt forgiveness. He probably wouldn't do anything for me cuz I can't even vote for five more years!
Young fellas, a word of warning. Some stats from my life.
When I was 45 years old I was 6 foot tall, a lean 185 pounds, and my cock would get instantly hard and top out at a throbbing 7 1/2 inches with plenty of girth, or so the ladies said.
I am now 69 years old, barely measure 5 foot 11 inches and carry 15 extra pounds, mostly as love handles. If that wasn't bad enough, my cock now tops out at about 6 inches max! It still works without any medication, thank God, and I haven't noticed much reduction in girth, but I kinda miss, maybe even long for that extra inch and a half. Where'd it go?
I'm stroking my cock right now. There is still plenty there and I still adore it, and after 48 years of marriage I still find it magical sliding my cock into my wife's wet, hairy, still pretty tight pussy. Generally I lick and suck her gash for a while, and when she gets close, I'll close the deal with a vibrator in and out of her cunt with long rests on her clit. She almost always cums, and her orgasms are massive toe curlers that last 20 to 30 seconds, shaking and quivering and having spasms the whole time. I envy her those climaxes! When she's done I decide what position I want her in, usually one where I can watch her ass shake and jiggle while I'm pounding that sweet spot. After awhile I'll feel the cum building up and may slow down to keep it going for a while, but usually I just let the dam burst. My cock goes pfft, pfft, shoots out way less cum than it used to,(I know that because back in the day when I'd cum on her big titties, I could pretty much fully glaze both those 34D cupcakes. Now, there's barely enough to cover even one nipple), and it's over in about 2 seconds. Then I start thinking about next week's session.
There it is boys. Take care of yourselves and find a good woman and you can fuck into your 70s, even if your cock is not the sap spewing tree trunk of your youth.
Just thinkin back to the first hard cock I ever seen. It's the one I put up against all the rest that I seen since.
It was a couple years ago. Mama had run off with daddy's cousin Zeke a few months prior, and daddy was sad and grumpy and he kept givin me funny looks every night. Well come Saturday night I was in the tub takin my weekly wash when daddy threw the door open and walked in buck naked! "Daddy," I said, "where's your overalls?" Daddy said I shouldn't worry about his overalls and I should stand up so he could take a good look at me. I learned at the end of a belt some years back to do what daddy says right smart without too much back talk, so I stood up with my hands over my peehole cuz well---that's where my pee comes out. Daddy told me to move my hands and stand up straight like a fine young woman. Well that was the first time anyone ever called me a woman and it made my coochie feel all tickly to hear, like it needed scratchin. Daddy was sorta starin at my peehole and his pecker started sorta jerkin around all by itself and it looked like it might be gettin bigger! I liked seein that for some reason.
Daddy said "You're twice as pretty as your mama ever was. Maybe you can remain true to me girl." Then he walked over to the tub and sat on down in it. He pointed to a spot between his legs and told me to sit. I sat right down and I felt pretty special that daddy would come and help me wash up like he was. He was rubbin my back with the washcloth when one of his hands slipped around my side and started rubbin and pinchin on my nipple. I didn't have no titties back then, (ain't got much now), but my little nipples was puffy and awful ticklish and I told daddy that it felt real good. "Yeah?" Daddy said, then he took his other hand and reached on down to my peehole and started massagin it kinda gently. "You ain't got no fuzz yet?" he said. I didn't answer cuz things was swirlin in my head and my cooch was feelin sooo good! His fingers were squeezin at the top of my coochie (how did daddy know exactly where my feel good nubbin was?) and slippin in and outta my hole just a little bit, and I was surprised how good that made me feel, that daddy was payin such close attention to me. In the meantime somethin pretty interestin was happenin behind me. Somethin hard was pokin my butt and I knew it wasn't daddy's fingers, cuz they was all in the front of me. I asked daddy what was pokin me and he tole me to stand up and step out of the tub. I did that and daddy stood up next and his pecker was rock hard pointin up at the sky! "Jesus daddy" I said "Why's your pecker doin that?"
He said "It's doin that because your daddy loves you so much baby girl" and he stepped out of the tub too. He had me go over to the door and grab mama's tape measure off the hook, (she spent a lot of time measurin how big her titties were) and he tole me to measure his pecker. I put that tape on the base of his thingie and stretched it out to the tip and found it to be 8 inches long. He said "Check the girth" and used his finger to show me he meant go around the shaft. It was 6 1/2 inches around, and for some reason that made my hole tingle a bunch. This pecker measurin deal was the first time ever I touched a man's hard dick! Daddy said I could call it his dick. I liked it a lot. "That's what a real man's dick looks like," daddy said.
"Did I make it stand up like that daddy?"
"You did, little girl" The thought that I could make daddy's dick do all that made me shivery inside, and my coochie felt like it was gettin real damp and I was hopin daddy might get to rubbin my peehole pleasure button again. He tole me to sit on the side of the tub and when I did he walked up real close and his pecker was bumpin against my cheek and he said "Open your mouth." Well I didn't know what to do so I didn't do nothin and daddy jerked me to my feet and he sat down on the tub and threw me across his knees and commenced to swattin me with his big ol hard hand. He was paddlin my butt, but some of the time he was paddlin on my peehole too! "What's the bible say bout obeyin your daddy girl?" daddy said.
"Stop daddy!" I said, tho I wasn't really sure I wanted him to stop, my hole was itchin like crazy now.
He stood me up and put me back on the tub and got real close again and said "Open your mouth." Course I did it right smart this time and daddy stepped over the edge of the tub with one leg so as to get real close, the he stuck that big ol thing right in my piehole. "Close your lips around it and start suckin girl." I started doin that and I liked how it felt in my mouth and he said "Now go back and forth while you suck," and I started doin that. His ball sack was abumpin against my chin and my hand sorta slipped down to my puss all by itself and I was rubbin my nubbin and pokin a couple fingers in there and he said "Oh yeah baby, now squeeze on my balls nice an easy" and I did that and afore too long daddy started making moaning sounds like our ole boar hog when he rolls around in the slop. When he was makin those noise somethin happened in my coochie that was the bestest thing ever! I started quiverin and shakin and some kinda bolt of pure pleasure ran up from my puss through my belly and landed right in my heart. All I could think was how much I loved my daddy! "Ugh---ugh Jesus God" he said as he pulled his pecker out and started sprayin me with some pearly white warm slippery somethin, (he later tole me it was spunk), and he just covered me with the stuff. It spurted, rested, spurted, rested, and went on and on like that for a while. It was in my hair, my eyes, my mouth, all over my chest and some was oozin down into my hole area, and daddy wiped that away right fast. He said I was a fine daughter and I should expect help with my bath every Saturday, and maybe once or twice during the week too. I tole daddy that was just fine cuz I enjoyed the attention and he said "Good, now clean yourself up and come down and put dinner on the table." I didn't tell him this, but I really really liked havin his pecker in my mouth and I wondered if it would fit in my peehole?
Well, Father McCarthy sent word by Scooter Wilton that he needed me to come to town tomorrow at noon for another get to know Jesus special catechism class. Scooter is one of daddy's friends who occasionally has some extra money he gives daddy sos that he can rub his pecker and spunk in my hair. Scooter said that Father told him that I would give him a free turn if he delivered the message. Father knows just about everything and is a very fair man, and daddy was up in the hills lookin after the still, so I unbuttoned my blouse and bared my little titties, then sat in a chair and pulled my skirt up and my panties down and started rubbing my little pleasure button. Well Scooter right away figured this was his lucky day and he whipped out his little pecker, truth be told, Scooter's pecker ain't that little, unless you compare it to Father McCarthy's stallion like cock, and he started stroking it while he walked up closer and closer to me. So, rubbin my little pleasure button felt mighty fine, but I remembered how Father McCarthy's tongue in my cunny felt super fine. Now Scooter's cock was maybe 7 inches long and not so big as to be uncomfortable for me to take in my mouth, so I said "Scooter," I looked up at Scooter and his eyes were kinda far away like he was in a trance or somethin and he was strokin his cock to beat all, I said "Scooter, if you go on down and lick on my cunny until I have a gasm spasm, I'll let you finish up in my mouth." Well it wasn't much of a trance cuz afore I could blink, Scooter was on his knees pullin my panties down my skinny thighs over my knees and all the way off. He put one hand on each thigh and spread my legs real slow. Then he grabbed the back of my butt and scooched me forward on that foldin chair until he could get to my cunny right smart. He stuck his nose way on up there in my cunt just sniffin and makin mmm noises. It was right then that I began to think about how powerful a pussy was. I mean I had to be holdin a full bottle of co cola just to tip the scale to 80 pounds, and I had a full grown man, twice my age and three times my size with his face burried between my legs, suckin and licken where my pee dribbles out just because my pussy wanted it! Well the thinkin about that had my cunny feeling all swollen up and ready to explode, so when he started in usin the tip of his tongue to swirl round and round on my clit, then jammed it way up into my pussy, then went back to my button, then lickin my butthole, before long I was jerkin and spasmin and havin a full bore orgasm thing that went on for about 20 minutes, or it sorta seemed like it. When my breathin came back to normal, I told him to leave off and let me have his pecker to suck on. He was real happy to oblige and I was too. (I began rubbin my clit again cuz I just like to). Well,I have come to enjoy just the thought of a nice cock, so one in my mouth was a treat. Scooter's cock didn't get hard like Father's, (it could be cuz of all the shine he drinks), and it was kinda squishy as I sucked it in and out, but after a few minutes Scooter started gruntin and breathin real hard and I knew his load was nigh. He went "Ugh---ugh" and I felt that jism blow into my mouth and I just kept suckin and suckin cuz I kinda like old Scooter and his cock. He spurted 5 or 6 times then kinda went limp all over. When he had calmed down a little bit he said he wouldn't mind ifn I spit out his spunk, but I sorta like the taste now, and didn't really want to spit. I quit rubbin my little nubbin after I had another little spasm and Scooter said he had a box that Father told him to give me. It were a pair of shoes, black and white that Scooter said were saddle shoes. Father said I shouldn't come to his house barefoot anymore.They were kinda funny looking shoes, but as I didn't have any others that fit good at this time, I was happy to get em. As Scooter was leaving, I told him he better not tell daddy about our little fun time cuz daddy would feel like he'd been cheated for sure. Scooter said he wouldn't say a word about it but he just had to tell me he loved me and one day he wanted to stick his pecker in my little pussy, and maybe marry me too. I told Scooter he needed 200 dollars for a deflowering deal like that and he knows it. (I ain't told no one about how Father's Jesus cock already did that deed.) Scooter said he'd be workin on it and left with a smile.
After Scooter left I went out in the corn field an pulled a good sized ear off a stalk. I went up into my room closed the door and shucked that cob until the kernels was laid bare. I lay on my bed, shut my eyes and pictured Father McCarthy's cock in my mind. I slipped that corn cob in my cunt imaginin it was Father's cock stretchin me so hard and fillin me up, gettin ready to pump Jesus cum way up inside me. It felt sooo good and my pussy was real wet, I mean soppin, and I started pullin it out and pushin it in and pullin and pushin and I was rubbin my clit real hard with the other hand and that swellin started buildin up inside me again and I was gettin fuller and fuller until it broke loose all up in me and I was whimpering and mewling, (I couldn't make a lotta noise cuz a granny you know.) After awhile I slowed down with the cob and finallypulled it all the way out and brought it up to my nose and sniffed it real hard. The smell made somethin kinda jump around in my pussy and I had to put it in my mouth to see how it tasted. It tasted so good. I wonder if teenage pussy tastes as good? I oughta know by next year. Father'll tell me.
Well Father McCarthy had me all wound up like a tight coil of barb wire. I was really really needin some relief and my coochie was throbbin and achin and I needed somethin done pronto! I asked Father again if I could rub my little pleasure nubbin at the top of my cooch, but Father just said to listen up. He said now that I was a sacrament giver I had to quit using all those ol hillbilly words like spunk or coochie or pecker. I thought about that but had one question. I told him if his was a cock, then those ol boys I was tellin him about, you know, Rufus an whoall, didn't have no cock, and pecker was considerly closer to the truth. Father sighed, and I think considered what I said, and allowed that I could use the word pecker as long as I didn't use it in any sacramental sense. That was great and all, winnin a argument with Father and whatnot, but I could still hardly keep my fingers outta my coo, pussy. Father told me he understood, and was commencing to get me started on the Sacrament of Cock Consecration. Let's go!
Father said this particular sacrament ended up with his cock in my cunt pile driving for all it was worth and fillin me up to my tonsils with his creamy cum. Well, I know how little my pussy is and I know how big his stallion cock is, so while my cunny was jumpin up inside me wantin this to happen now, it was sure scary. I told Father I really really wanted that cock up in my business, I mean my cunt, but I ain't sure it's ever gonna fit up in there! Father told me that Jesus always finds a way to help his acolytes and Jesus would guide him in our joint endeavors. I told Father I was up for anything that would give me some relief, so let's get this sacrament started.
Father told me to shuck off my clothes and stand before the representative of Jesus in all my naked glory. I all ready told you I don't have no titties much, and my butt ain't nothin special either, so I didn't think I was much of glorious, but I did what I was told cuz this sacrament sounded just like what I needed. Father stepped out of his pants which were down around his ankles, took off his collar and shirt an underpants too. One of us was glorious, and I know you know who. Father told me to go to the divan and sit with my legs spread wide. My insides started atremblin when he said that. I could feel my pussy juice droppin to the floor as I walked in the living room. I sat on the sofa and did as I was told. Father walked up and stood over me just lookin,he was just starin at my little cunt, and I watched that cock start to jerk and jump and his cock got so big an hard an scary and I wanted it drivin in my pussy, but I didn't too. Father went to his knees and said that Jesus told him what to do. He had to make my cunt so slippery with pussy juice an spit that his cock would eventually work its way up in there. It might hurt at first, but I needed to remember how it felt to be orgasming an sometimes pain an pleasure are close cousins, like we have up in the holler. Father leaned over and wedged his head between my legs. I never had a man's face so close to my cunny and it was a little embarassing thinkin about how it must smell and all. He put his nose right in there an breathed in my smell an he was making little piggy noises which was makin my pussy feel like it was on fire. Then Father actually licked my pleasure button, he says call it your clit, and things started gettin better and better. Father was lickin in my pussy and lickin my clit and even lickin my poohole, Father didn't tell me the sacrament word for that, and that only went on for about a minute afore I went off like some of daddy's semtex from the mine. All these feelings had been swellin up inside me since the end of my first class and they just broke open and spilled all up in my pussy and poohole and tummy and went right into my heart, for now I knew the glory of Jesus and I wanted Jesus in my cunt for the rest of my life! I was spasming and orgasming and shakin like I had the ague. After awhile I started feeling kinda normal again if normal meant feelin so good I could die right now, and Father sat back on his heels and said that what's next would be even better. I kinda doubted that but should have known that Jesus don't lie. Father told me to assume the position. I found out that meant get on the floor on my hands and knees and then put my face and shoulders on the floor. Well I seen many a mare mounted so I knew what was coming and I never wanted anything as bad as I wanted Father's Jesus cock inside me poundin my pussy! Father straddled my hips and eased the tip of that huge cock into my cunt. I couldn't help but make some noises like a sow. I think Father liked that cuz he pushed a little harder. It hurt but it felt soo good. It was about a quarter way in now and my pussy lips were stretched tighter than I thought they could be. Then Father hit somethin that stopped him and he said that it might sting a little and he pushed all the way on in. Somethin broke and hurt like hades for a second, but Father didn't stop and the hurt faded fast. He was all the way in now and goin in and out real slowlike. He was makin noises now that made me feel so good, and he was pumpin faster and faster. I could feel his big balls slammin against my clit and that was real good. He was poundin me now and I was moaning real loud and I was calling Jesus' name over and over and I could feel that thing buildin up inside me again and right when I yelled out I'm cummin Jesus I'm cummin Jesus, Father lets out a roar like a lion and shoots his Jesus cum up inside me. Now I ain't that big and I thought he might blow me right off that big cock with his first spurt, (I wasn't thinkin too straight at this point). He spunked over and over and over til there weren't no more. Father stopped humpin after a while and was breathin heavy and makin some satisfied noises as he slowly pulled his cock out. He sat on the divan with his legs spread out and told me that once I tasted the nectar, The Sacrament of the Consecration of the Cock would be concluded. I'm catchin on so I knew what to do. I got up between his legs and put my forearms on each thigh and took that monster cock into my mouth. It was easier now that it wasn't so big and hard. I licked it and I sucked it and it tasted real good. It did taste like honey. I think I had it pretty clean but I didn't want to stop sucking. I love Father's Jesus cock. I asked Father when we could partake of the Sacrament again? He said that I could not be a part of this particular Sacrament ever again as I was no longer a virgin. I was now a cumslut for Jesus'. He said that the next step in my walk to take my place next to Jesus' cock would be him introducing me to The Friends of Jesus'. I wrapped my lips back around the best thing that ever was but I was sorta wondering what that meant, when Father's Jesus' cock started gettin hard again!
Well I waited what seemed like forever til it was time to go for my second get to know Jesus catechism class. It was only one day, but my little cunny had been itchin really bad, and Father said I should leave my feel good button alone til I came back to see him. It was finally time to go find Jesus again, so I put on my catechism clothes, hopped on my bicycle and headed off pedalin harder that I ever had in my whole life. I don't think I was the only one anticipatin this class, though. Cuz when I rode up, dropped my Miss Piggy Stingray bicycle on the rectory grass, before I even stepped onto the porch, the door was snatched open right smartly by Father McCarthy. It was a little embarassin, but I couldnt help but see Father's zipper was under considerable strain. Looked kinda like a pup tent. Hmm, no, not a pup tent. I knew that thing under there was not nearly a pup! Father stepped a little to the side so as I could slip in, but I sorta on purpose lost my balance so as I could fall up against that bulge. Father's big and strong, so me bumpin him that way didn't bring no results, exceptin a little smile on his face, and maybe a little dampening of my cotton underpants.
Father shut the door behind me and said "Jenny, you have any questions or concerns about our last catechism class?" Well I did, so I got right to it. "Father," I said, "I seen quite a few spunky thingies of late. I seen my daddy's of course for a couple a years now, but lately, daddy's been havin friends over to see if I could help em out like I help daddy. He even made a list of stuff they could do. Like for 10 dollars, daddy'd have me sit on a foldin chair without a blouse on and whoever paid could look at me while rubbin their spunky thing. He said they could even rub their pecker on my face a bit until they spurted on my forehead. Rufus and Max have done that a time or two. For 20 dollars they could do everything on the 10 dollar deal, but I wouldn't be wearin no underpants at that price, and they could spurt anywhere on me they had a mind to. Odell and Dewey have done that. For 50 dollars they could slide their peckers in and outta my mouth til they spunked. Daddy allowed they could even leave it in my mouth when it started spurtin. I'm thinkin I'll probably spit if daddy says OK. Nobody done that yet. I mean 50 dollars! There were two other things on that list they could do, but one had to be done first. For 200 dollars a man could deflower me, whatever that means. I ain't seen any of these ol boys carryin around flowers. Whenever that particular deflower thing got done, for 100 dollars, daddy'd let em put their peckers all up in my coochie. So you see, I seen some, and none of em are anything like yours. How come you got a cock like that?"
Well Father McCarthy said "Jenny, I am a descendant of God's chosen people. Many many years ago Jesus himself led my forebears out of the darkness into the land of Cock milk and Honey. Cock milk I showered on you when last you were here, and honey is the nectar I'm going to coax from your little cunt in the very near future."I didn't know what to say to all that so I just nodded.
"Now get on your knees, Jenny." Well we were still in the entryway which is all done up in hard tile, so I said "lemme get a pillow or somethin." Father looked real stern and said "Jesus doesn't wait or ask twice." So down I went. Father walked up right close and told me to pull down his zipper. Deep in my heart I knew that's what I was really there for. I really really wanted to see that big ol cock again, and maybe even get to touch it this time. I tugged on that zipper, but there was too much pressure from inside to get it comin down. Father laughed a little, then undid his belt, popped the top button and worked the zipper hisself, and out jumped that beautiful stallion cock! I kinda stuttered about could I maybe touch it? Father said "Not until you've performed the first Sacrament of the Cock. Baptism." I started thinkin about gettin a glass of water for the baptism, but then I thought he can't dip that thing the way it points straight up, maybe I'll just pour it over that beast. I started to get up to get the glass when Father slapped my face. He grabbed the hair on the back of my head and wrenched my neck til I was lookin up at him. He told me not to interupt the sacrament again or Jesus would punish me. Well I didn't want that, I wanted Jesus to love me. He told me to open my mouth. I been wantin to put my mouth around that cock ever since I first saw it. My underpants were drippin now. I heard some wet drops hit the tile. He told me to keep my hands down until the baptism was complete. I opened up and he eased forward, and put the tip into my mouth. It wasn't wantin to go in, so I opened up some more, my jaws were crackin and achin, and father slid it in a bit. Then a little more. Then Father grabbed the back of my head and pushed his cock all the way in until it hit the back of my throat. He started slowly pushin it in and pullin it nearly out and in and out and then he started a rammin it in and out and I was gaggin and tryin to back off it but Father was way too strong and it wasn't but a second later, I felt his spunk start to fill my mouth, and throat, and it was too tight a fit to leak out the sides of my mouth so I thought I might drown in Father McCarthy spunk. After a while when he quit roaring he noticed I was in some distress an he gently slid that big ol thing outta my mouth. That was real scary, but even still, my pussy was achin for some relief. So I asked Father if the baptism was over? He said it was, and I was a fine sacrament giver, so I asked him if I could rub on my feel good nubbin, cuz I needed to real bad. He said no, I had to wait for the sacrament of Cock Consecration which was comin right up!
This story was conceived from a comment by Treborit,on a picture of a very young girl with cum on her forehead.
My daddy calls it spunkin. He calls me his spunkin punkin. He said that Miley Cyrus' daddy spunks on her nearly every day, so it must be OK. Some of my friends think it's kinda icky that daddy spunks in my face when he needs to, but after mama ran off some time back I guess I'm like daddy's wife now. Just to make sure though, I asked our parish priest, Father McCarthy, if daddy was right to do what he's been doing?
Father said daddy was for sure ding dong right. A daughter needs to honor her father, and if you love Jesus, you should let holy people put spunk on you too! And maybe even let em put their spunky thingies in her peehole. Hmmm.
Anyway, when daddy and his friends spunk on me, it kinda makes my private parts tingle a little bit, so it's not too bad. Sometimes after they make those noises and leave their spunk in my hair thay give me 50 cents or a dollar for a snickers bar!
Father McCarthy asked me if I loved Jesus with all my heart. I said I sure do Father. I'd do just about anything for our Lord of Lords! Father said that I needed to come to special catechism classes to increase my love for Jesus, and see if I might be a worthy giver of the Cock Sacraments. I'm not sure what that is, but I can't wait!
Dead Diary. Well, I had my first catechism class with Father McCarthy and I learned a bunch of stuff. First, Father said to be a giver of the Cock Sacraments you must be young and a virgin. He asked if I was? I said I thought I might be a virgin cuz no ol boy has put his pecker all up in my coochie yet, but 12 years old ain't considered all that young up in the hollers. Father smiled a little bit at that and just said "You'll do." Second, daddy's spunky thing is not anything like Father's spunky thing. When daddy puts his thingy in my mouth it gets a little bigger, then a little bigger, but never too big. It takes a good long while for daddy to coax that spunk out too, and when it spits, it's not muck more that a loogie. I can clean it up with a Kleenex tissue. Well Father McCarthy's thingy, he says "call it a cock" is about 3 times bigger than daddy's. It curves up kinda pretty, sorta like the horn on our old bull cow, and it's got big blue wormy things all over it, and it's really really hard. When he dropped his drawers and underpants and that thing sprung out like a strikin copperhead, I was flabbergasted! He didn't put it in my mouth. He said he was just gonna spunk on me this time to see if I could handle Jesus cum, but while he was rubbin it to cause the spunk it hit my cheek bone and it felt like a old hickory axe handle! Well he sat me down on a chair in the kitchen and started rubbin and strokin it for real. He started rubbin faster and faster and started makin noises like our ol boar in the slop. He let out a roar and then commenced to spunkin. I never seen so much spunk! "Call it cum" Father said. It was thick and pearly white and slippery, and it went everywhere. The first spurt of that spu, cum, hit me direct in the face, and nearly knocked me down, and it kept spurtin and spurtin, it musta been 10 spurts in all. It drenched my hair like it was Saturday night bath time, and got in my eyes and nose and even a lot in my mouth! I was gonna spit but Father said you can't spit it out because he was Jesus' representative on earth and his spu, cum, was just like Jesus cum, and you can't spit Jesus' cum. So I swallowed and it was OK Anyways a snicker bar would help the taste go away, but Father said I had to pay a little something for the special class and he took my only 50 cents.
I had come to the class dressed as Father told me. White button blouse over a dark skirt to my knees with white cotton underpants. Father said the underpants were very important as they were a sign of virtue and purity. well I was just all covered in cum now and I didn't know what to do. Father said to take my clothes off and he would rinse em and throw em in the dryer. So I slipped my skirt down, then sat on the divan an I unbuttoned my blouse. Well me sitting down put me eyeball to peehole with Father McCarthy's cock, which had shrunk a good bit, and when I shucked off my blouse, Father kinda froze just starin at my little titties. Now I don't have much by way of titties, just little swellins that don't amount to much, but my nipples are sorta big and puffy like a marshmellow and they're right ticklish. Anyways when I shucked the blouse his cock jumped, then jumped again, and before I knew it, that cock was just as big and hard as it was earlier on. Looking at that big scary thing made my peehole, Father said "call it your cunt or cunny or pussy" feel all tingly and funny like. Then Father said "Jesus wants me to suck on your titties" That sounded really all right to me, but I couldn't hardly talk, so I just nodded. So Father went down on one knee and slowlike leaned forward and put his lips around my little boobie, then he latched on and commenced to suckin like newborn piglet. I mean to tell you when he did that, a electric like jolt jumped into my pee, cunt, and made feel like jumpin up and down and hollerin. I couldn't keep my hand from easing down to my little feel good button, it's right at the top of my cunny, and I started rubbin it like I do sometimes, and in about two shakes somethin happened that I still don't quite know what. Somethin swelled up inside my cunny, swelled up into my poohole and tummy, and then just busted wide open! I was shakin and havin these spastic fits, one after the other, it seemed like it went on for 5 minutes or some such, and it was the best thing that ever happened to anyone! I couldn't help but moan, and when I did, Father started moanin too, stood up, rubbin his cock faster and faster and blew another giant bunch of cum all over me. The first spurt hit me on the chin, with some gettin into my mouth,(I knew what to do this time), then about 6 or 7 more spattered my little titties. Well my underpants somehow got soaked durin this whole thing. I don't remember peein in em accidentally, but they were just soppin. I asked Father if he could rinse them too He said to take em off and hand em over. I did that and he began sorta shakin when he saw my little coochie, I'm just startin to get a little fuzz down there. I was sorta worried we were gonna go at it again because his cock jumped, then jumped again, but then it quieted down. Father took my underpant and put em up against his face and started breathin in and out real hard and his cock started jumpin again, but nothin too much came of it. When I was almost ready to leave I asked Father what had happened to me that felt so good? Did Jesus do that for me? Father said yes, Jesus gave me what is called an orgasm. I was orgasming. And in our next session he was going to teach me about how to give the sacraments of the cock, like Mary Magazine or someone used to do for Jesus, and there would be more orgasms in store for me. Father said those sacraments are a surefire way to make it into heaven and sit next to Jesus' cock.
