Grandpa died about a year ago, so i"ve been spending a lot of time with Grandma like a good Grandson should.

 Lasy week Gran told me that Grandpa used to scratch her itch whenever her vagina needed it  She said if I could help her out, she would pay me for my troubles.

She said if I used my fingers, (she showed me how), she'd give me five dollars.  She then said if I used my tongue and mouth working the same spot as my fingers, she'd give me ten dollars.  And then she said if she got these spasms that she really likes from my helping her out, she'd give me another twenty dollars!  Well I said by God let's go!

Well Gran laid back on her four poster and divested herself of all her clothes, including her underpants.  She said"Get going, boy!"  Well I used my fingers like she wanted for a while and she was liking it and squirmin' around some.  I thought another ten dollars would be sweet, so I put my face down between her legs and sniffed around some, and found out I really liked how Gran's vagina smelled! It was kinda gamey and a little rank, but it made my pecker stand up big time! So I started licking and sucking that sweet spot she showed me.  Well Gran started shimmying and thrashing around and pretty soon she was shaking and moaning and I guessed I just earned another twenty!

I was real happy about all the money I made, but my little pecker was sooo hard that I was about to go blind!  I asked Gran if I could put my peter into her vagina, (she said for me to call it a pussy, because it's just a prettier word) and she said I could put it in if I gave her twenty dollars!  It seemed like a lot of money, but my little dick didn't care about money at that point!  So I got up close and slipped it into her pussy and boy o boy did it feel good!  She said now don't move it around or in and out, or that will cost you another twenty dollars.  I said OK Gran, but I couldn' help but go in and out over and over again!  It was like all the blood in my brain just fled down to my dick!  I was losing money here.  

Then Gran said that if I squirted my ppj, ( pearly penis juice) up in her pussy, that would be forty more dollars because I'd be making a terrible mess!  Well I sure didn't want that, but I couldn' stop, and before I knew it, I was spurting my ppj way on up into Grandma's pussy and I did not care one little bit cuz it felt sooo amazing! 

Grandma keeps a ledger and she knows just how much I owe.  It's a bunch!  I'm thinking I should write president Biden and ask him for PnP (Peter in Pussy) debt forgiveness.  He probably wouldn't do anything for me cuz I can't even vote for five more years!