Take my 3 “P” Quiz to see just how big a pervert you are
I have had been communicating with many people now over the
years and in particular my new friends I have made here. I find it fascinating
that one person’s perversion can be so hated by someone else and says a lot
about me who can make something sexy out of anything.
So, I have come up with this multiple-choice Q&A with
points associated to see if you are rated as one of the following:
Priest – reading my profile is not going to be for you and will
give you nightmares.
Pervert – OK you are on the right track and will enjoy a lot
of what I post
Pen-pal – You really should be writing to me as we will get
along famously
I apologise in advance for making this male orientated but I
hope to make part two soon that will be for females.
There is a theme to this game as well and although none of
these things happened at the same time just imaging
yourself visiting our “Home Sweet Home.”
There is truth and
fantasy here so be open-minded about what you read but all I will say is all of
these pictures are genuine, owned and taken by us so something sure as hell was
happening 😉
Question 1.
On a visit to us you excuse yourself and go to find the loo
and figure it must be the door on the left by the front door and be a toilet.
You open the door and enter immediately realising this can’t be right as the
room is a cold blank concrete box with nothing other than what you see in this
picture and a table next to you with a note saying:
“Emma is our guest entertainment for this afternoon and we
would encourage all users to make use of the condoms on the table so we can
count how popular she was. She is in here for 24 hours and has to earn enough
to cover her rent this month or she is going to be evicted. You don’t have to
pay as we are covering the costs but she has to prove popular.”
Do you:
A (1-Point) Immediately go to her and ask if she is OK and
offer support.
B (2-Points) Take out your phone and take a picture, say
sorry and leave using the picture as future FAP material.
C (3-Points) Take your time choosing a coloured condom of
your preference from the ones on the table and add to the collection, then take
a picture and say look forward to next time
Question 2.
You are an antiques dealer who has been asked around to
appraise an old rocking horse but you are running very early and drop in
without warning. Me being me don’t care and let you through to the living room
saying don’t mind our guests. You go in and although you can see the rocking
horse you also see Honey chained in a prone position and being thrashed by one
of our clients.
Do you:
A (1-Point) Immediately say sorry it is a reproduction and
leave ASAP
B (2-Points) Let the scene play out as you go all round and
make your appraisal and then say can you have a go with the cane
C (3 -Points) Move around to the back and say you need to
check the rocking movement and pull-down Honey’s knickers so you can fuck her
from behind as you rock the horse back and forth and say it could do with some
lubrication as you dump your load inside her.
Question 3.
You have just broken down in your car very near to us and
knock on the door to use the phone. My husband is keen to oblige but then you
ask if you could use the loo and he says that is fine but can I use the one upstairs.
He tells you were and you go upstairs hearing some commotion downstairs as you
go. You go into the bathroom but there is a note on the closed toilet lid
saying “sorry broken, for a piss please use our temporary urinal to the left”
You look around and see a large funnel a couple of feet from
the ground that is placed on top of a pipe going through the floor and next to
it a CCTV that is on and shows a live feed that you can see in the picture.
Do you:
A (1-Point) zip up your trousers and make a run for it
B) (2-Points) Think wow how much fun is this and drain your
bladder making sure you keep watching the screen
C (3-Points) Make full use of the situation and start pissing
watching closely to see if I swallow or just shower in the piss. You stop and
shout down the funnel and say wait there and FAP like mad watching me catch
each drip until you dump a fountain of spunk in the funnel and piss again
washing it down and see the result plop out the other end landing all over my
face and in my mouth.
Question 4.
You have been invited over as a blind date by me as you have
been a good friend and I know you would love to have a new girlfriend and I
have said I know the perfect person for me. I welcome you in and say go through
to the lounge where Christina is waiting for you and you eagerly go in.
Christina is standing there like an amazon goddess “I hear you are looking for
a woman and I am here to tell you I am one hell of a shag but I need you to
show me you are worth it. Without taking of your clothes I need you to crawl
over here and stick you face in my snatch and start licking until I see a wet
patch in your trousers.”
Do you:
A (1-Point) say OMG you thought I would like this and leave
disappointed n me
B (2-Points) Dutifully agree and get your face in there
without question and lick, suck and tongue fuck to the best of your ability
C (3-Points) Oh dear friend I love you but I know you very
well also and I don’t want all the fun so feel free to strip and you service
her upper half and I will attend to her lower body needs and together you
become her slaves for the rest of the afternoon.
SCORES:
1 – 5 You are a PRIEST and I wonder how you managed to find
me in the first place
6 – 8 You little PERVERT you have a conscious but have a dark
side you like to let loose
9 – 12 Well hello, I think you should be my PEN-PAL as we
have a lot in common and I was to find out more
This is my list of non-porn movies that have had sexual content that has either taken me by surprise in a "I'm Shocked" way that made a lasting impression.
This is done from memory dating back quite some way and the list is by no means complete or in any specific order so I would love to hear from you if you have any additions as I am an avid movie fan (did you know that?) and I will be watching your suggestions on my own and in the dark ;-)
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The Entity (1982)
OK so the first dates back some way (what can I say I'm old) and tells the story of a woman who is tormented and sexually molested by an invisible demon.
The bit I always remember and surprised the hell out of me when I first watch it was the scene where she is terrified by the invisible demon who throws her around the room and then clearly has sex with her. This gets me going every time and the invisible hand that touches her and you can see her skin move is chilling but so much more exciting than just wearing a blindfold. You are allowed to see clearly and yet you still have no idea who and how you are going to be played with.
Caligula (1979)
Like The Entity, I was too young to see this at the cinema but I was still quite young when I did see this and like most people, this film was a shocker. An actual penetration scene in a mainstream film was always going to get this banned by someone but for me it was the orgy scenes that captivated me at the time. I had simply never seen anything like that or imagined it and I think this film portrayed the era in an extremely graphic way that you simply would not be allowed to repeat in today’s cinema.
The Evil Dead (1981)
No surprise but the most famous scene in this is the attack of the escaping woman by a tree. It graphically portrays the branches coming to life and pinning her down before a large single branch moves directly between her legs and you don't need a big imagination to guess it then penetrates her.
What opened my eyes from this was not the horror of the scene but how fantastic other everyday objects might be when used as sex toys. I was 12 when this film came out and memory fails me but we did have a lot of pirate VHS films and I guess I was not much older when I did see it. Even at that age, I can remember looking around the bathroom at things like toothbrushes and small spray cans and getting a wicked smile across my face.
In one of my visits to the woods much later in life, there was a large fallen branch on the ground and it was at my suggestion that I had a picture taken of me on all fours with one end of the branch up me from behind. This was me reliving the scene from the film in my own way and is in my own wank folder of pictures that I look at for my own use and it makes we wet every time.
I Spit On Your Grave (Original 1978, Re-make 2010 and No2 2013)
What a slut I am to list all three I Spit On Your Grave movies but apart from the original, the others are more of a representation of that type of film. The first when I watched it was a true shocker; I was repulsed and fascinated by it all at the same time. There was the horror of the gang sex and the sweet types of revenge that can then be inflicted; ISOYG 2 from 2013 was very good at that as well. Way back then I did not know how my sexual preferences would ever be but looking back I think it was the start of me being fascinated with that whole forced sex genre. I love the darker side of roleplay providing the limits are known but I am still happy to submit to doing things I don't like but suffer them anyway and I think that is why the gang scenes in these type of movies make me want to watch them and act it out at the same time.
Straw Dogs (1971)
Another disturbing scene from movie history and this time the unwilling sex between Susan George and the villagers. However, I have to confess I wonder if my memory of this matches reality as the way I remember it while she was being pounded the guy swaps with someone else who takes over. I need to see the film again but if I am remembering it correctly it is this conveyor type belt fucking that excited me the most. I have never done sex parties or bukkake but the thought of being on my knees with a queue of naked men lined up to use my mouth has always been a sexual fantasy. There are several pictures like this in my husband’s porn collection so I guess it is one of his likes as well.
Like I said at the beginning this list is by no means complete but these are the main entries for me that have contributed in their own way to how I view porn. On another occasion, I might write about what actual adult movies made a difference to me growing up and what my earliest memories of watching hardcore porn were.
I have perfected a great starter where I kneel in front of you and can work a cock with both hands in a special way. With my left hand I take hold of your ball sack and restrict your balls into a tight bulge as if they were tied but keep my thumb and forefinger available to rub and clamp the base of your cock.
My right hand is then used to wank your cock but not the traditional cupped hand like a pussy that rubs you up and down I use thumb and forefinger again to rub your glans and area known as the “frenulum.”
My mouth is always nearby to ensure you are lubricated and I can take your cock in my mouth while still rubbing the base and squeezing balls which all put together means you don’t last long.
By squeezing the base of your cock I can restrict the flow of cum even as you orgasm and then let go allowing the eruption to be that much greater and even trigger a second spasm.
Of course, I ensure I capture every drop in my mouth or go for the full facial experience.
This works best on circumcised cocks, but even un-cut ones appreciate my more controlled wanking as sometimes furiously up and down get it over attemts can cause discomfort when the skin is pulled back too far.
UPDATE ...
I have recently been asked if I can do this with small cocks.
The answer to the question yes but I have to modify it a little if the length is not quite enough for my hand at the base.
The solution is to tie your balls with a thing material like a shoelace which is perfect.
I wind this around the base of your balls several times but just tight enough to allow them to make a space between them and the base of your cock.
I don't need to cup them in my hand so my left hand is free to pinch the base of your cock with my fingers from the top rather than the bottom.
My right hand then has plenty of room to concentrate from below on your cock end with even the smallest of length as the balls are clear and my hands are above and below.
In my right hand I can hold the dangling shoelace and give it some tugs to replicate the squeezing I would have done with my hand.
My mouth can still give the occasional suck but if space is limited my tongue is awesome and can lick you wet when and if lubrication is needed.
The end result is the same and the pain and pleasure of cum being restricted from ejaculating during orgasm obtains so I am told some legendary orgasms.
It's not always easy to get all the cum in my mouth with a small penis but I also like the humiliation of having to wipe a facial into my mouth or have it wiped off with a spoon and fed to me bit by bit either collecting it in an open mouth or swallowing each load like feeding a baby.
This is a storyboard for a photo-shoot we never got to make but in a recent email conversation I mentioned it and said I would blog it out of interest.
This also serves as an indication of the information we send out to those we work with when making content so they know what is expected and to make sure they are comfortable with making such content. I hope you enjoy what could have been .....
Husband and I arrive home and enter the bedroom to find a burglar searching through underwear drawer
He stands there head down and to make sure he does not escape his trousers have been pulled down around his ankles while we discuss the next step
A decision is made not to turn him in unless he becomes our transvestite slave for the day which he has no choice but to accept
Several pictures follow of him having to strip while I prepare suitable clothing and make-up which gets laid out on the bed.
He stands there naked with his hands over his cock looking at the women's clothes he has to wear; the first outfit is an actual maids uniform
He has to dress in the maids outfit and wear tights and high heels which is all photographed as he dresses at various angles
Next he has his hands tied behind his back and sat down while lipstick and eye shadow is applied making him more of a whore than a maid
Several jobs are waiting for her which she is photographed performing such as washing up, hoovering and having to fondle dirty underwear before it goes in the wash
However it soon becomes clear that it is more fun to humiliate her than get the household chores done and soon she has to perform more embarrassing tasks.
Firstly while doing some jobs we both begin to touch her in inappropriate places such as hands down her bra and up her maids skirt until her cock is clearly hard
Laughing together we prod and poke her several times until she has clearly made herself wet with pre-cum and she is told what a fucking dirty slut she is.
She is then taken into the toilet where she gets told she will soon be changing clothes but first she has to become a toilet slave to us both
First she holds husbands cock while on her knees and has to direct his piss stream into the toilet bowl; when finished she has to wipe his cock with toilet paper and put it back in his trousers
When it is my turn however she must rest on the floor between my wide open legs and have her face inches from a stream of piss with her tongue out ... oops you tasted some
When I finish however I will make sure several drops of piss are left on the toilet seat and I rub my cunt on it as well which she has to clean off with her tongue
The next step is to have her dressed in just tights (Possible Stockings) with no panties; a bra and a slip or teddy, she has to strip and dress in front of us while we laugh and call her disgusting and filthy names. This takes place in the middle of the living room to maximise her humiliation and she has to turn 360 degrees for inspection with each clothing item.
Before she is used by us as a sex toy she has to walk around the back garden in her new whore clothes where any one of a number of neighbours may see her.
While fully clothed but obviously with a straining cock against her tights she performs several duties and is pictured doing the following: Holding and guiding husbands cock into my mouth and then wanking his shaft while I lick his cock head. I then get hubby to fuck me doggy style she has to lie underneath me letting my tits slap her in the face from the movement of being fucked, She then has to clean off my cunt juice from hubby's cock with her mouth but she is not allowed to suck him; she can only clean which happens several times as he puts his cock in and out of me as well as me fingering myself and making him suck my fingers clean.
She is positioned lying down on the ground facing upwards and a switched on vibrator if put next to her cock down her tights. A couple of pillows are then placed over her abdomen and I straddle the pillows facing her. My arse however is arse is facing upwards but pressing down only on the pillows, hubby then takes me from behind again and I make sure I press down on driving out TV slave mad as he is unable to wank himself but feels all the fucking movements and has his cock constantly next to the vibrating dildo. Might put her in a ring gag so that I can dribble saliva into her unwilling mouth at the same time
After being used as a sex aid she is told she is a real whore and has to pleasure us both and is photographed licking out sloppy cunt and sucking cock until we decide she is finally allowed to humiliate herself further by being allowed to wank herself off and has to cum in front of us. She must stop any cum from squirting everywhere by putting her hand over her cock as she ejaculates and letting it all dribble and run down her legs and soak into her tights.
She is finally told she must leave her female underwear on while she gets her old clothes back on and is told to make sure they are washed and put back on when she has to come back in a week and used again.
Like I say sadly this was never made but would have made for a couple of hours of great fun and would have given itself to some fantastic pictures and videos.
