I have had been communicating with many people now over the years and in particular my new friends I have made here. I find it fascinating that one person’s perversion can be so hated by someone else and says a lot about me who can make something sexy out of anything.

So, I have come up with this multiple-choice Q&A with points associated to see if you are rated as one of the following:

Priest – reading my profile is not going to be for you and will give you nightmares.

Pervert – OK you are on the right track and will enjoy a lot of what I post

Pen-pal – You really should be writing to me as we will get along famously

I apologise in advance for making this male orientated but I hope to make part two soon that will be for females.

There is a theme to this game as well and although none of these things happened at the same time just imaging yourself visiting our “Home Sweet Home.”

There is truth and fantasy here so be open-minded about what you read but all I will say is all of these pictures are genuine, owned and taken by us so something sure as hell was happening 😉

Question 1.

On a visit to us you excuse yourself and go to find the loo and figure it must be the door on the left by the front door and be a toilet. You open the door and enter immediately realising this can’t be right as the room is a cold blank concrete box with nothing other than what you see in this picture and a table next to you with a note saying:

“Emma is our guest entertainment for this afternoon and we would encourage all users to make use of the condoms on the table so we can count how popular she was. She is in here for 24 hours and has to earn enough to cover her rent this month or she is going to be evicted. You don’t have to pay as we are covering the costs but she has to prove popular.”

Do you:

A (1-Point) Immediately go to her and ask if she is OK and offer support.

B (2-Points) Take out your phone and take a picture, say sorry and leave using the picture as future FAP material.

C (3-Points) Take your time choosing a coloured condom of your preference from the ones on the table and add to the collection, then take a picture and say look forward to next time

Question 2.

You are an antiques dealer who has been asked around to appraise an old rocking horse but you are running very early and drop in without warning. Me being me don’t care and let you through to the living room saying don’t mind our guests. You go in and although you can see the rocking horse you also see Honey chained in a prone position and being thrashed by one of our clients.

Do you:

A (1-Point) Immediately say sorry it is a reproduction and leave ASAP

B (2-Points) Let the scene play out as you go all round and make your appraisal and then say can you have a go with the cane

C (3 -Points) Move around to the back and say you need to check the rocking movement and pull-down Honey’s knickers so you can fuck her from behind as you rock the horse back and forth and say it could do with some lubrication as you dump your load inside her.

Question 3.

You have just broken down in your car very near to us and knock on the door to use the phone. My husband is keen to oblige but then you ask if you could use the loo and he says that is fine but can I use the one upstairs. He tells you were and you go upstairs hearing some commotion downstairs as you go. You go into the bathroom but there is a note on the closed toilet lid saying “sorry broken, for a piss please use our temporary urinal to the left”

You look around and see a large funnel a couple of feet from the ground that is placed on top of a pipe going through the floor and next to it a CCTV that is on and shows a live feed that you can see in the picture.

Do you:

A (1-Point) zip up your trousers and make a run for it

B) (2-Points) Think wow how much fun is this and drain your bladder making sure you keep watching the screen

C (3-Points) Make full use of the situation and start pissing watching closely to see if I swallow or just shower in the piss. You stop and shout down the funnel and say wait there and FAP like mad watching me catch each drip until you dump a fountain of spunk in the funnel and piss again washing it down and see the result plop out the other end landing all over my face and in my mouth.

Question 4.

You have been invited over as a blind date by me as you have been a good friend and I know you would love to have a new girlfriend and I have said I know the perfect person for me. I welcome you in and say go through to the lounge where Christina is waiting for you and you eagerly go in. Christina is standing there like an amazon goddess “I hear you are looking for a woman and I am here to tell you I am one hell of a shag but I need you to show me you are worth it. Without taking of your clothes I need you to crawl over here and stick you face in my snatch and start licking until I see a wet patch in your trousers.”

 Do you:

A (1-Point) say OMG you thought I would like this and leave disappointed n me

B (2-Points) Dutifully agree and get your face in there without question and lick, suck and tongue fuck to the best of your ability

C (3-Points) Oh dear friend I love you but I know you very well also and I don’t want all the fun so feel free to strip and you service her upper half and I will attend to her lower body needs and together you become her slaves for the rest of the afternoon.

SCORES:

1 – 5 You are a PRIEST and I wonder how you managed to find me in the first place

6 – 8 You little PERVERT you have a conscious but have a dark side you like to let loose

9 – 12 Well hello, I think you should be my PEN-PAL as we have a lot in common and I was to find out more

YoYo Housewife

xxx