You know being a man one part of you is genetically programed to want as much wet, warm pussy as possible. Blond pussy, brunette pussy, redhead pussy, turkmenistanian pussy - yeah short out to all the Turkmenistanian ladies I assume read this, 😄. That part of me wants to leave comments all over alleged female profiles here.
At the same time one is always told sex and boys can be destructive for women. So I can be afraid one or two of my comments have been bad for alleged females here.
Well, having asd I don't date in real life, living in celibate one can't be that much of a bad man.
A long, long time ago, I read a text by a guy who claimed he compulsively looked up dirty words in dictionaries. (Remember dictionaries?) The modern variant is to ask an AI to paint dirty words in other languages. When I asked an AI to draw "pink chatte", I got pictures of a pink cat. But something more fun can be when I asked it to draw "die Brustwarzen", I got a picture of an elderly gentleman who looked like Sigmund Freud.
No, if it's my birthday next month, the joke is that I hope a woman wants to let me celebrate by making a tribute to her. Dear lady, can you be so generous as to let me show you my cock. It would be an honour. It would be a nice thing to do for me.