Celebrities who I'd love to crush and kick my cock wearing high heels:

Emma Watson,   Miley Cyrus,   Taylor Swift,   Ariana Grande,   Emma Stone,   Avril Lavigne,   Cara Delevingne,   Emma Roberts,   Namie Amuro,   Ayumi Hamasaki,   Chanmina,   Kumi Koda,   Elodie Frege,   Maisie Williams,   Lady Gaga,   Izumi Mana,   Taylor Momsen,   Hannah Fry,   Mila Kunis,   Alicia Silverstone,   Alyson Hannigan,   Kate Beckinsale,   Alison Brie,   Zooey Deschanel,   Katy Perry,...

TBC

Men stick their dicks into almost anything.

What are the weirdest things/objects that you (or somebody else) put your cock into?

I'll name a few that I can remember to get the ball rolling:

• pie (yes, inspired by American Pie)
  
• donuts
• (bottle of) mouth wash
• shochu (Japanese distilled spirit), sake, wine
• yoghurt
  
• vacuum cleaner hose
• toilet paper roll
• between the two mattresses of a double bed
• the hole in a pillar-shaped ashtray
• exhaust pipes of several cars/motorbikes
• holes of many peeptoe shoes
• holes in wedge-heeled shoes

In my short time here I already got more than 10 inquiries about faking and/or captioning people's pictures. (That's great, but manypeople just write once and then are never heard from again.)

If I like the pics I'll of course think about it, but it would also be nice to be offered something in return. (Thanks everybody who actually does that.) Plus, for the fakes I only use my own cock. I have no plans incorporating other cocks into my pics, because that just doesn't do anything for me.

What can you offer in return? Women can offer custom pics, e.g. with my username on their feet or the like. Or they can print out pics of my cock and pose with that.

Doing these fakes/captions also takes quite some time, so I want to show them to as many people as possible, and not leave them in private.