Men stick their dicks into almost anything.

What are the weirdest things/objects that you (or somebody else) put your cock into?

I'll name a few that I can remember to get the ball rolling:

• pie (yes, inspired by American Pie)
  
• donuts
• (bottle of) mouth wash
• shochu (Japanese distilled spirit), sake, wine
• yoghurt
  
• vacuum cleaner hose
• toilet paper roll
• between the two mattresses of a double bed
• the hole in a pillar-shaped ashtray
• exhaust pipes of several cars/motorbikes
• holes of many peeptoe shoes
• holes in wedge-heeled shoes