"My wife said she wanted to go to the MFA and have lunch in the city with her friend from therapy group. I said, how about slutty bikinis and beers in the boat?"
"I am their caregiver. They are sort of horny and need assistance with romantic activities 2 or 3 times a day. They like when I sometimes mess around with new positions and suspension techniques even when they don't ask for it. They understand when I need to bust nuts on their cute little lezzy belly buttons. I love love love love love love love love love my job."
"She wanted to get a few coastal grandmother outfits, airy and ethereal pieces for upcoming work and social events. She mentioned pastel blues and yellows to match with some sandal she wanted, blah blah blah blah. I took her to a different store and said "Your style is cheap whore.""