"My wife said she wanted to go to the MFA and have lunch in the city with her friend from therapy group. I said, how about slutty bikinis and beers in the boat?"
"I am their caregiver. They are sort of horny and need assistance with romantic activities 2 or 3 times a day. They like when I sometimes mess around with new positions and suspension techniques even when they don't ask for it. They understand when I need to bust nuts on their cute little lezzy belly buttons. I love love love love love love love love love my job."