TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: This is a shameless self promotion. The only reason me or anyone else does this is to promote ourselves, so we show up in more places. This is a copy and paste, you're not special, everyone gets the same thing, at least this round of fans they do because I don't care enough to write unique comments out to someone I don't know and I probably have like another hundred profiles to go through and paste this on. So yadda, yadda, yadda, I'm sure we'll get to know each other if you ever happen to do anything that stands out to me, but I won't hold my breath.
Hey! If you became a fan of mine it was your responsibility to see and know what I was all about before you went clicking on shit you probably shouldn't have. Now you're stuck with this dumb comment on your profile bub and if you dun' want it here, you're going to have to pause your strokin' session to go and delete it. Ha!
Otherwise, everyone and their milf says that lame tired ass shit; 'thanks for being a fan!' and all that jazz. So I'm going to say 'fuck you, have a nice day and God bless!' Instead.
Not to mention, I do it because I like intimidating the next person who was about to come here and type that dumb crap. Happy whackin' off!