"I went to the whole trouble of emancipating myself from my parents at 16, so that I could be the FULL TIME SEX PET of two lowdown bisexual MBA players. I'm for their "straight" and "age" fetishes."
"Come on Helen, convince them ALL to sign TOGETHER. I NEED this contract. The TEAM NEEDS this contract. Come on Helen. Squeeze that ASSHOLE. SWALLOW THAT PYTHON!"
"One of the executive perks available at Major League Basketball office headquarters. Janet here has been a talented team member on the job since '18."
"Mom and I lived at Jamal's ever since I can remember. She tells me my dad threw us out because I wasn't his. So when we had no place to go, she tried to buy some crack and then we started living here, that's all I KNOW. I've seen something called school on tv, and I'm not sure exactly what that is, but I know EXACTLY how much cock my asshole will accommodate without bleeding."
"Everyone thought Ginny's Graduation Party was a REAL success. The food was great, no one got sloppy drunk or had a fight, none of the old people needed and ambulance and the kids were all so quiet and well behaved."
"I was personally appalled at myself. Millicent Faber Johnson never so much as let a nigger LOOK at her before. THIS...this was just disgraceful. But DAMN if these niggers weren't cocked like BARNYARD ANIMALS. Sweet Jiggling JESUS, I had never cum so many times in a row in my while white life. I am STILL going to stab that goddamn Henry for this dishonor the minute these fucking coons get out of my house. I'll pin it on them, of course. I have enough security video of them around the house this evening to make a convincing scene of guilt. Oh fuck, I'm going to CUM AGAIN."