"I went to the whole trouble of emancipating myself from my parents at 16, so that I could be the FULL TIME SEX PET of two lowdown bisexual MBA players. I'm for their "straight" and "age" fetishes."
"Come on Helen, convince them ALL to sign TOGETHER. I NEED this contract. The TEAM NEEDS this contract. Come on Helen. Squeeze that ASSHOLE. SWALLOW THAT PYTHON!"
"One of the executive perks available at Major League Basketball office headquarters. Janet here has been a talented team member on the job since '18."