"AND...I humbly ask for forgiveness from all the hundreds of women I have secretly masturbated to over the 50 or so years of my life where all I'd like to do is bow at their feet and worship them. AND...if one or more wants to punish me for doing that over these years...well....if we can come to a discrete understanding of a relationship that could bring about mutually beneficial results (i.e., the Female is a Sadist who gets off on inflicting pain (verbal or some physical) on a male masochist...all the better for both of us."
"I never watch any porn that degrades women or puts them in the 'submissive' role. In fact, I hate watching regular movies that make the females the victim."