"You always hear those stories about how many condoms the athletes go through in the olympic village and you think "that can't be true, how do they average 8 condoms each" but then you see this absolute smokeshow and realize she could be responsible for like 20 or 30 herself!"
"Letting her boyfriend in the stands know she has 4 black sprinters waiting for her in the locker room to celebrate her new record - she'll be passed between them like the baton in the relay."
"She was definitely pissed off to hear the networks were going to cut out the ass shots and sexy slo-mo replays of female track athletes - that's where she'd get 80% of her followers on social media. lol."