"Just Stay Where You Are Young Lady. this is public indecency and lewd behaviour in public. Put your arms behind your back and hands together. I'm arresting you and putting these handcuffs on. THERE. what's that?? Police, No not at all , I'm not any kind of legal official. You are my prisoner though, now shall we talk about how you get bail.. ?"
"Any girl who stands this close to a bunch of bushes in her underwear, looking at me like this , needs to know I personally class this as provocation and a form of sexual entrapment . Which in turn means legally. If you do not desist, I am within my rights as a red blooded male , to twist your arm behind your back, march you into the bushes and administer whatever punishment I see fit for the crime of public cock teasing."
"Just what I was hoping to find lying around when I came to the park for an afternoon walk. Now just to find out if this lounging lusty Lilith is here just tio sunbathe and pose for passing attention?, or if the advertisement reads as I have translated and This naughty, sexy, filthy looking little pussycat wants to be shown the way behind some bushes nearby and devoured like a sunny summer afternoon snack."