"Every Sunday after Church, Alyssa ALWAYS goes to The Cum Cafe (TCC) on Twelfth Street and orders the off the menu Schoolgirl Special for lunch and ALWAYS orders extra, extra sauce for added flavor."
"Before every announcement, 28 year old White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt moisturizers her mouth, lips and throat so she has no problems speaking. This is her eleventh dose today so far and it's not even noon. This 66 year old black Daddy donor is a particular favorite of Ms. Leavitt's and uses him virtually all day every day."