"Hi Mister. Are you our Uber Eat-outs driver? * No, what's Uber Eat-outs? * It's a cunnilingus outcall service. We booked 45 minutes ago, for all six of us, but the guy hasn't showed up. * Wow, I'd love that job! * Hey, really? Wanna take us on? We've been getting unbelievably horny just waiting here. Wanna come to our apartment and chow down on wet pussies?"
"My daughter took the driving test yesterday. Her tester was a 67 year old Kinky Black Man. She had her clothes on, until he got in the car. He told her to drive to the far end of the parking area. An hour later, she drove back up to the office. I asked how she could pass the driving test. She laughed, and said she invited the Black Tested to join her in the back seat. She had fucked a few white guys, not impressed. The Old tester fucked her for twice in the hour. She said he made her cum 5 times. That's my daughter...lol"