"Okay, you've finished jerking off. Now take my panties off your face, give them back to me, and pay me the money you owe me. Otherwise I will tell the Principle and you'll lose your job."
"I love my girls, they always keep up tradition and panty-haze the new girl by stealing their panties and running them up the flag pole. The new girls always search the locker room first before realizing. As coach it gives me a chance to have a nice long look at the new cunt on the team."
"What a tremendous idea- girls with hairy pussies wandering naked round a cemetery. Can't you make us all a set where the girls meet an old bi dyke like me? I can't imagine how I'd do it but I guarantee I'd have a couple of fingers up inside them within two minutes"