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Somehow44

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Back just the way you like.

Expect lots of hot girls, s*otas and captions!

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Signed up: 10 months and 22 days ago
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Gender: Male
Birth: 21/03/1969

Location: Palau

Last Online: 1 day ago

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CryBabyBrat Comments: 14	Commented on Jan 16, 2026 ""What's wrong, babe?" My girlfriend says, her tits completely lathered in brat slobber and snot. She's been feeding my little brother ALL DAY..."

SpoiledHungRic Comments: 46	Commented on Jan 15, 2026 "My crazy old racist grandma lives in a rich white old folks home. I used to only visit to get more in her will until I saw one of the poor workers begging his peaktits bimbolips sister to wait in the car for his shift to end. I had a better idea what she should do so I gave a bad attempt at an innocent act, bouncing my heavy bratbulge the whole time, and invited her to wait with me, making faces at the polite reply from the trapped loser employee as we walked away with my hand groping her ass playfully. A little later, just a few minutes before the end of his shift, that same cuck got told heâ€™d have to stay late to clean up a huge mess in my grandmaâ€™s apartment. When he got up there the place reeked of piss, girlcum and bratjizz. His sister was on the couch with me, kissing my neck as we both stifled giggles. She pointed to the kitchen where her beta brother would be spending the next few hours making minimum wage scrubbing spooge, squirt and smegma off the ceiling, then piss, spit, throatslime and whatever was knocked from the counters off the floor and finally, some drawings I did of the fun I was having off the walls. The whole time listening to me laughing like a demented demon brat and her apologizing over the desperate moans and wet shlucking of my bratdick getting worshipped like it deserves. â€œSorry bro gluklk gluk ahhh we uhh definitely muahh donâ€™t know what happened. guughh Must have been his ancient, sluuurrppp bedridden mmmmh grandma getting up and making suuuch a dirrty smooch nasty smooch mess! gluk gluk glukkkâ€"

SpoiledHungRic Comments: 46	Commented on Jan 15, 2026 "For years you tried to simp most of your tiny paycheck only to solo working egirls but, the power of the cuckvirgin seething as your favorites fell one by one to the nastiest alpha pipsqueaks, broke you completely. You subbed at the highest tier of my shotafans. Extremely expensive for you but it was the only way to watch the streams where most of them had been tamed and broken live by my obnoxiously oversized, stinky shotashaft, which you did endlessly. You paid even more to enter the contest to be the one who gets to oil up the baddies for my content and for once, you actually won! But you never win, idiot, because I thought it would be funny for your dumb, cowtits mom to be the milfy cocksleeve for your shoot. I told her to not tell you so your live reaction was priceless lmaooo the super pathetic disappointed crying followed by a hilarious punch to your loser balls as another surprise. Now run faster you useless faggot, keep up with my golf cart, you need to spray more oil on your mommyâ€™s fat funbags. idgaf how heavy all the oil youâ€™re carrying is wimpy bitch, Iâ€™m going to need it. And make sure to get the undersides of her huge twerptoys and plenty between her giant shota owned cheeks. I like my rides slippery."

JoannieQ Comments: 49	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "SENDING PICTURES OF A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT OUTFITS TO MY LITTLE MAN THATS ABOUT HAVE HIS BIRTHDAY MILESTONE, THE BIG 11, JUST SO HE CAN PICK WHAT HE WANTS ME TO WEAR WHILE HE STUFFS WITH HIS BIG 11 INCHER." Vmesteveselee \| Dec 22, 2025 This little braggart has already sent your photos to his friends who will be at his birthday party, and you have no idea that the outfits are chosen by vote. Be prepared to be the most anticipated guest at the party, because according to the results of the vote, forty-two out of fifty brats who will be at the party liked this bikini and white shirt. Don't forget that unbuttoning even one button on it in advance would be a bad idea, unless you want to try the cake before their little penises do.

JoannieQ Comments: 49	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "CONSIDER THIS PART OF MY VIDEO RESIGNATION FROM YOUR CRUMMY LITTLE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! YOUVE BEEN RIDING MY ASS ALL SCHOOL YEAR, BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS BEEN RIDING MY ASS ALL SCHOOL YEAR? THE STUDENTS IN DETENTION . LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE LITTLE TROUBLE MAKER THATS BEEN IN DETENTION HAS BEEN INSIDE ME. I TOLD YOU I WASNT GOOD AT THAT JOB, BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN. HAVE FUN WITH THE PR NIGHTMARE THATS COMING, BECAUSE THOSE KIDS TOOK LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF VIDEOS."

JoannieQ Comments: 49	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "THE FITTING ROOM AT THE END OF THE WOMENS SECTION, PAPI. DITCH YOUR MAMACITA AND COME GIVE ME YOUR THICK CHORIZO, PAPI. I NEED MY WHITE ASS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH YOUR UNDERAGE ORCHATA." Somehow44 \| Dec 22, 2025 Getting a latina babysitter was the best thing that ever happened. Not only was she stacked with a huge phat ass, it only took her two nights to become my go-to cumdump. I guess elementary school kids with knee-length cocks are her weakness, cause she started sending me these messages at all times. Now I have to ditch my mom at the mall and go make a mess in that changeroom~

JoannieQ Comments: 49	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "OH, A MEXICAN? I LOVE MEXICANS! WHY DO THINK IM WITH THIS BAD BITCH? SHES MEXICAN JUST LIKE YOU. TELL YOU WHAT, KID. WE WONT TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOUVE BEEN SLAPPING STRANGERS ASSES, BUT ONLY IF YOU DO IT AGAIN, BUT REALLY REALLY HARD THIS TIME. MY PUTA HERE WILL EVEN PULL HER LEGGINGS ALL THE WAY DOWN SO YOU CAN HIT BARE ASS. HOW ABOUT IT? AND WHO KNOW? IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT ASS WOBBLE HARD ENOUGH, WELL LET SLAP US WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR HANDS."

JoannieQ Comments: 49	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "LISTEN, I MAY BE A GOTH BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM A SLUT! WELL. I MEAN. I AM A SLUT. BUT, OK, JUST BECAUSE I LET YOU TALK ME INTO TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, DOES NOT MEAN I AM GOING TO AUTOMATICALLY PUT OUT! WELL. I MEAN. YOU ARE KIND OF CUTE. AND THIS IS MY FIRST BABYSITTING JOB IN A WHILE. AND I DO NEED THE MONEY. UGH. FINE. JUST LET ME GET A CONDOM OUT OF MY PURSE... FINE. YOU CAN DO ME RAW. JEEZ, I GUESS I REALLY AM A HUGE PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO KIDS WITH A HUGE BBC, HUH?"

Dongerlord Comments: 23	Commented on Dec 18, 2025 "Guess she finally managed to get the last of my smeggy ballsnot off her tongue! I said I'd give her another dose, but not until she gets that loser that's always simping for her to max out my stream donation level!" tinyzezette \| Dec 24, 2025 I would love to marry her so she can at home kiss her lovers, all young Brats. With my little peepee of less than 4 centimeters I am not a Man like you at 53. shaad115 \| Jan 7, 2026 "Hey handsome~ can you send me up some money? Just like a couple thousands, I have important expenses to make, you would be such a sweetheart to do it right away~ Oh yeah it isn't my usual account but don't worry I'll get to enjoy every dollars of it! Oh can you also send a hundred of subs to this channel too~? Oooooh you'll do it multiple time for me~ what a lovely attention! I have to go for now sorry if I don't give you news, I'll be pretty occupied for the rest of the day... and maybe night~ see you wallet~"

fapskank Comments: 9	Commented on Nov 13, 2025 "This time last year, she was the finest student at one of the most prestigious HBCUs in the country. Now, one small AI cheating scandal (that she still denies...) and a bad job market later, and she's a live-in "tutor" for racist white brats!"

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