""Mr. Roberts, you have nothing to worry about, everything is fine. Your son brought this to me and asked me to put it on. I don't know where he got it, but I think it belongs to Mrs. Roberts. Anyway, I'll be wearing this bodysuit all day. Please tell your wife that we're playing video games as usual and that in Minecraft we often unload ore into my chests. As a gamer, she'll understand.""