i have been kept pussy-free for over 30 years, and thanks to a combination of chastity and testosterone-blockers, my "cock" has shrunk to a pathetic less than an inch and is pretty much permanently limp.......so i will remain pussy-free forever.......which GREATLY pleases my Ex-Wife.

A few weeks ago, i accidentally cut off a woman in a parking lot, she slammed on her brakes and jumped out, screaming abuse at me and when i saw she was a large woman, wearing skintight, shiny spandex leggings, i got out too and stood before her. As she verbally insulted and abused me, i kept my eyes lowered and apologized over and over which only seemed to encourage her to get more verbally abusive. Soon, a crowd gathered and still i just stood there, taking her insults while apologizing.....the humiliation arousing me to where i could nothing but take it. Finally, as a parting shot, she said, "You know what, you shrimp-dicked faggot? You should get on your knees and kiss my fat ass to show you're really sorry". With no hesitation, unable to resist, i sank to my knees and looked up at her, saying one word......"Please". For the next 15 minutes, as the crowd watched, laughed, and took many pics, i covered her spandex-clad ass with kisses, the tent in my jeans obvious.......i'm surprised i didn't cum in my pants from the public humiliation.