"Well, I already know what is coming next for me, so I might as well get absolutely black-out drunk. Just by the look on their little faces, something tells me this is a babysitting gig I do not want to remember."
"She hated it when the gym was empty in the mornings; she got bored working out alone, so she added a few boys to her fitness club’s group chat. As soon as she was the first to arrive at the gym and took a few sexy photos, she’d quickly receive dozens of compliments in the chat, but she wasn’t interested in them - her boys were already arriving at the gym and were ready to "work out" with her before heading to school."
"My stupid older sister was sneaking into my room again to try and steal some money, and when I came in she tried to hide under my desk. Dumb bitch forgot its lit up with RGB lights from my pc. She's giving me puppy dog eyes, which is routine at this point. This isn't the first time she's tried stealing from me, nor is it near the first time I've caught her. I'm can tell she's letting me catch her every time, but it would be so much easier if she just traded money for her high school pussy, but I guess this whole catching her in the act thing is kinda cute."
"Kennedy's three managers and all the office administration cannot figure out how her very first day working at their department store in the toy section resulted not only in record sales but increased online traffic as well. In fact, they promoted her to Assistant Customer Understanding Manager for her efforts. (ACUM)"
"While other girls complain about their inboxes being flooded with dick pics, she’s happy to reply to everyone who sends her a photo of their penis and attach a photo of her boobs in return - because unlike those boring photos of big, shaved penises, her social media friends don’t need to shave yet."