"I was so pissed off and threw a huge tantrum when I got to the airport and learned the dumb, rich old hag who begged me to fly out to her estate had only bought me some crappy first-class ticket and not a private jet like I deserve. It took a whole crew of slutty flight attendants hours to calm me down and obviously the pilots waited for me while the losers in coach sat there crammed in like beta sardines, stuck on the runway. When I finally boarded it turned out the shota-owned milf had actually bought every seat in first-class and given half the seats to her trophy wife bimbo friends. I spent the whole flight naked, hopping from seat to seat making the silly sky skanks moan into the PA system and sending cum-crusted blankets back to the coach-cucks. It was fun but I'm still going to punish the idiot milf for being so cheap."
"Scarlett knew what she was doing was wrong but she didn't care. She had publicly come out as a pxdo-sexual and used her new boyfriend's preschool precum as makeup."