""Dear parents, your son behaved disgracefully today! He started our walk through the mall by first spanking my butt, and then simulating anal sex with me through my clothes, and this in front of other mall patrons! Of course, I had to take him to the restroom and perform Mrs. Rosa's recommended procedures. After that, the boy calmed down a bit.
However, after lunch, he asked to "blow up his banana" again, even though there was no compelling reason for it. After I refused, he buried himself in his tablet and sat quietly, but I later realized he'd been leaving obscene comments on my Instagram!""
""Oh, my boy had a wet dream and his panties are now wet! Well, now instead of 'weekly milking days,' we'll have 'daily sex lessons' with Mommy. I promise you'll love it.""