"For Santa to have left you under my tree I must have been a very good boy this year !! But next year I'm afraid that won't be the case as by the time I'm thru with you in the new Year I'm going to be on Santa's very naughty list !! I'm going to do unspeakable things to your very hot and sexy ass baby!!"
"A sexy pose. So you're the Christ Child? Then I'd be happy to be your Santa Claus. But then you won't need any toys to make yourself happy, I promise."