"I've got quite a girly bum and I've been mistaken for a girl from behind and I've caught dirty old men perving over me, but the exciting bit is when they keep perving after they realise I'm a sissy"
"Ohhh the day Maddie inadvertently walked into the barn and accidentally caught me with no clothes on, lying in a pile of hay and stroking myself, humping the air and moaning her name! She froze, gave a short gasp of surprise, then couldn’t stop laughing as I scrambled for my clothes, trying to stammer out some explanation!!"
"Oh they laugh, counting their money, knowing we’re all in our rooms with our pants around our ankles and helplessly pulling our puds to them!!! What a bunch of pathetic jerk off losers!!!"