"She thinks I won't recognize who she is, but I'm pretty sure this is one of my students. The next day in class I gently hold down her hand and point to the unusual color of her nails. "See me after class, Natasha, you and I have a lot to talk about.""
"This one is my favorite. I can just imagine getting this on my phone by mistake when she thinks she's sexting my son. I might need to punish her for her carelessness."