"After my landlady found out I had a sex doll she would come into my room on a Friday and position her for when I got home. I found her like this today, when I saw my landlady later she asked if I had found dolly, I said I had, she asked if I had made love to her, I told her I did, she said she heard my bed going, then she asked what hole I had used. I told her I did dolly in the ass, she said you like that don't you, I told her I loved it."