"After my landlady found out I had a sex doll she would come into my room on a Friday and position her for when I got home. I found her like this today, when I saw my landlady later she asked if I had found dolly, I said I had, she asked if I had made love to her, I told her I did, she said she heard my bed going, then she asked what hole I had used. I told her I did dolly in the ass, she said you like that don't you, I told her I loved it."
"I had left dolly in the bedroom while I went to wash up and my wife came home and found her full of spunk, I thought I was in for it, but she was fine with it. She said at least she wouldn't have to put up with my penis leaving a mess in her any more, and see could see my new girlfriend did anal, something she never let me do."