"Steven has no idea that his favorite girl at the gloryhole every Saturday at 12:30pm and every Sunday after Church at 11:00am is actually his Mommy. However, she knows it's him and ALWAYS gives him 3-for-1 specials, swallowing every hot, thick and delicious creamy cum load but on occasion taking a very hot and messy cum facial."
"FLOTUS Melania Trump REALLY misses her Thursday lunches with Mike Pence. Mike REALLY misses his Thursday lunches with Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany and Barron."
"I asked my high school sweetheart how her first few weeks at the University in the big city went. She said her grades were fine, but she's really having to adjust to how much bigger things are outside of our rural hometown. She said her new study partner has been great and he took things real slow and easy until she adjusted. She must be enjoying the college experience since she said she decided to spend time studying with her study partner over breaks instead of coming home like we initially discussed."